Amber

I like running, hiking and everything else outdoors. Healing and recovering. I just want to make people smile, laugh and see the bright side.

[Amber @amapeli]

I asked my 3 year old to sit down for dinner with me qnd he goes "no, mom, I have stuff to do." ....tf kinda stuff he have that's better than grilled cheese?

[Amber @amapeli]

I thought I did a lot of laundry, then we started potty training. Now I do a lot of laundry.

[Plo Sigei @PloSigei]

Twitter holding social media after whatsapp, Instagram and Facebook went down......

[Amber @amapeli]

How the heck did people entertain themselves for an entire lunch hour before Facebook and Instagram??

[Motivational Quotes @motivational]

Better days are coming

[Amber @amapeli]

I will never understand people who sit I'm a waiting area watching tim tok videos on full volume without headphones.

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

I find wearing a mask A LOT easier than wearing a bra.

[Amber @amapeli]

I only bought one thing at Costco that wasn't on my list. This is monumental.

[Amber @amapeli]

Happy vaccine passport day, British Columbians.

[Amber @amapeli]

Anyone else's toddler wake them up by yelling "get up!!!" while jumping on the bed or am I just that lucky?

[Amber @amapeli]

@kayleebob Girl, same. 😍

[Amber @amapeli]

I've started singing along off key with my son's annoying toys, and now he thinks they're annoying too.

[Amber @amapeli]

My son woke me up this morning by yelling "mom there's a giant spider in the house!!!" I jumped up and ran down the hall. It was an ant. There was an ant. Just an ant.

[Amber @amapeli]

Catching up on #BB23, and Julie comes on.
3yrold - Mommy is that a princess?
Me: no baby, that's the Queen of BB 👑

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

Need to take a minute to say: there is A LOT going on in the world. If all you can do today is take care of yourself… just do that. Rest. Breathe. Be kind to yourself. That is enough.

[Amber @amapeli]

@kayleebob Haha right?! Like jeez Karen, we can't all be miserable fucks.

[Amber @amapeli]

A legitimate customer complaint about me - "too friendly when she answers the phone. It's annoying." Well, fuck. Sorry.

[Amber @amapeli]

Any other Friends fans yell "7" in their head in Monica's voice whenever they type the number 7? Or am I just crazy?