Sam

✨giving them the ‘ol razzle dazzle since ‘96✨

[Sam @amar0idal]

My favorite meal

[Sam @amar0idal]

When vessel said “And i told you, i could get it sooo right, even in the daylight”

[Sam @amar0idal]

The kids holiday photos 🎄✨

[Sam @amar0idal]

This is even funnier because my parents literally got divorced AGAIN two months later. 💀

[Sam @amar0idal]

Its a Tuesday and im watching story of the year live, and suddenly its 2008 and my parents are getting divorced again.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store

[𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐊𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐲 P67 @TomKiely_]

AND I THINK ITS TIME YOU HAD A PINK CLOUD SUMMER

[Sam @amar0idal]

@secondxdeath Oh I’m for it, you’ll have an MRI booked tomorrow.
Wish you lived closer cause mine is 10/10 😭😭

[Sam @amar0idal]

@secondxdeath 😤😤 I’ll fight em

[Kalee 🍉 @clementinekalee]

If I ever hear a man say your body, my choice out loud in person with his whole chest

I’m going to jail & y’all better bail me out

[Jamie @spacej_me]

My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Whenever someone hops on a Zoom meeting and is like “Sorry I look like such a mess, haven’t had my coffee!” or like”Please excuse the lighting!” it’s like….babe….I’m physically incapable of not staring at my own reflection for this entire meeting. You don’t even exist to me

[Sam @amar0idal]

A moment for the hair 🌱

[Sam @amar0idal]

Girl lunch.

[Sam @amar0idal]

@pukingdads

[Solace6k @solace6k]

Seeing that some people are more outraged about Sketch doing gay OnlyFans than DrDisrespect liking little kids is VERY telling.

[Sam @amar0idal]

Its a Tuesday and im watching story of the year live, and suddenly its 2008 and my parents are getting divorced again.

[Sam @amar0idal]

What made me think two concerts in 72 hours was a good idea ?? I am too old

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Pleading insanity in small claims court