Mara

“I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.” - A. Burroughs

[Mara @amaraca13]

#MERYL

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

NLCS ✔️

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Looks good on you, Wrigley Field. #FlyTheW

[Mara @amaraca13]

"@MedievaIProbs: "I've got loads of work over the weekend so I'll only come out for one drink" http://t.co/2kOUO5mT5p" @bridge5467

[Mara @amaraca13]

"@TheDrunkStory: Whenever I get get drunk I always end up talking in a country or Boston accent for the rest of the night" @ramjam7

[Mara @amaraca13]

"You're kind of a hermit when you're not being a hoe." #ShitMyFriendsSay @bridge5467

[Mara @amaraca13]

@MeaganBesse I'm trying to get together.. #Obviously #Stalkerish

[Mara @amaraca13]

"So following him was less stalkerish?" #ShitMyFriendsSay #SisterlyAdvice @MeaganBesse

[Mara @amaraca13]

"We did it in dead deer blood. I have my fantasies, you have yours!" #ShitMyFriendsSay @bridge5467

[Mara @amaraca13]

"Carhartt backwards is redneck." #ShitMyFriendsSay

[Mara @amaraca13]

"If they ever had a 35+ drinking/Tetris competition, I think I would be all-world." #ShitMyFriendsSay

[Mara @amaraca13]

Just got called a zombie twatwaffle by a five year old.. #Amaraca

[Mara @amaraca13]

"Whose nipples were you playing with last night?" @bridge5467 #Amaraca

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"He looks like he crawled out of the bushes in Kentucky to fix her flat tire." #ShitMyFriendsSay

[Mara @amaraca13]

"Same shit, different century." #ShitMyFriendsSay #Amaraca

[Mara @amaraca13]

"'Cause there's not two of us, there was only two of us." #ShitMyFriendsSay #Amaraca

[Mara @amaraca13]

"What day is it? Saturday? Did I wake up?" #ShitMyFriendsSay #Amaraca

[Mara @amaraca13]

"Ooh that was nice, I feel all loosey-goosey now!" #ShitMyFriendsSay #Amaraca

[Mara @amaraca13]

"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne cums on your face AFTER you turn 14." #ShitMyFriendsSay #Amaraca