Shaniaaa

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

having a flat stomach is more important than having a fat asss

[Porky❤️ @bootyliciousty1]

gotta fuck me on the regular or we will be arguing. idc

[Kevon. @KevonEdey]

Intercaribbean really is a ZR 🥲

[777 @dessszn]

life be tryna fk me but i’m a freak so i’m gone fk back

[YH @Yemihazan]

People really don't know how difficult it is for a slim person to gain weight in the gym.. This is real work

[DJ PUFFY @DEEJAYPUFFY]

WHAT?! I gine back to school next week 😂

[Balotelli @haffeeez]

Monday - Shoulders
Tuesday- legs
Wednesday- Rest
Thursday- Chest
Friday- Back

[fem4all @daddylone44]

lord if you give me 10k this instant i promise to spend it wisely

[.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𝔻𝕒𝕚.𖥔 ݁ @Daijaku]

can i be real? i’m okay with a “good morning” and us not speaking all day until like a day recap at night 😭😭

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

cavemen describing what a elephant is to their tribe after encountering them for the first time

[kunta kimchi @_TrillScott]

If you built like this dm me

[Majooo @Mhonarissaa]

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

[jojoba witness oil🌻 @notchunlee]

It’s so dangerous!!! My cousin and I went down there a day and he got stung by something. It caused his balls to swell up so big he had to have 3 surgeries before they went back to normal. Now he’s impotent.

[Ms Cherry 🍒 @KayCWaffles]

The Aftermath?????? Gooood loooooooorrrrrdddd

[princess @princxssmaddie]

Being the situationship after someone’s long term relationship

[jordan🇪🇸 @dmnextdoor]

Actually this is me massaging his balls at 1am thinking about making money the next day

[A Fake Account🇧🇧 @_dtch_]

I want gas stations to change their names to their card transactions names to something recognizable cause seeing “Your card (...####) was charged $200.00 BBD at Yong Ming Enterprises” does send me into an instant panic

[Shaquille @Shaq868_]

Fck for it if you have to.

[khayla @mikhaylacl]

if we start love bombing each other rn we can be in matching pjs by December

[superstar @Franashay]

my ministry