Austin Martinez

Insurance Broker who specializes in commercial trucking, auto, home, and life insurance! 🚛🚗🏡👨‍👩‍👦Home and auto quote link below! 🇺🇸

[Austin Martinez @amarhehe]

What if I told you the dodgers had 2 rookie of the years, a regular season mvp, 2 World Series mvps, and 2 nlcs mvps and let both walk within 2years…. “ESPN 30 for 30: “the wonder kids” a Seager and Bellinger story.”

[𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣 𝔦 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 @onlystuffilike]

I found out I was cheated on at an
REO Speedwagon concert
I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who heard it from another she'd been messing around...😟

[mark normand @marknorm]

Can we Epstein’s list my student loans

[Austin Martinez @amarhehe]

@TateTheTalisman Hear me out. What if we buy the best American made tucks and start a country music festival with that money. Once you and Andrew come back to the US we sing country boy can survive together on stage. Eric church prolly closes but maybe we can get Morgan involved

[Traditionally Sarah🇺🇸 @TraditionSarah]

So I went to Costco without a membership, I snuck around the card readers, I didn’t want to wait in line to get an actual membership or one day pass. They caught me in the store and asked me to leave or go to the service desk and get a membership. Instead of leaving I demanded free products and food and waved a Sam’s club flag in the middle of their store to show them just how much I love Costco and want to stay. When they still asked me to leave I began stealing whatever I could and threw frozen hamburger patties at security. They should have just let me shop there without a membership, I’m special!

[Anna Lulis @annamlulis]

NFL Star Baker Mayfield chillingly proclaims the Gospel mid-interview, leaving the room speechless.

“Jesus is the son of God… He’s the reason we’re here.”

Jesus is Lord. 🙏

[Austin Martinez @amarhehe]

@GeebMinister The 103k people who liked this wish college was free cause they have debt… I am one of those that do. But in my honest opinion college is a scam and wouldn’t encourage my kids to go unless they know exactly the profession they are working towards. But great post Faggot!

[AnglofuturistParty @FuturistPartyGB]

Banning sharp knives in homes rather than removing stabby people from society IS giving in to evil.

[Austin Martinez @amarhehe]

@btymarketer @christopherhale What should he have gotten Mary?

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

college umpires gotta chill the fuck out.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Dodger Stadium will be the baseball venue for the 2028 Summer Olympics

via @latimes

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

"If Snapchat existed back then" is my new favorite genre of AI video

[MAZE @mazemoore]

2008. Bernie Sanders: Free trade without tariffs will destroy American manufacturing.

Of course Bernie now says that Trump's tariffs will destroy America. 🤡

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

“So you’re telling me everybody who was wrong about everything for the past five years thinks the tariffs are bad”

[𝐸𝐵 @___eb__]

Absolutely blessed content to cleanse the TL

[Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29]

Wesley Hunt brilliantly explains why we need Voter ID in our elections.

This man gets it. 🔥🔥

[AB @AB84]

Russell Wilson & Jamies Winston preaching in the New York Giants locker room…

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You’re an American Hero, Brady Tkachuk.

[Austin Martinez @amarhehe]

@cryptobeastreal If you like this you fuck your mom.