Amaris Quesada

Welcome to the Thunderdome

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I got so many tater tots someone thought my boyfriend worked in the cafeteria.

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@UniversalORL a Christmas shirt that has the mummy holding a cup of coffee with a Santa hat on. Right? And then it says the gift of the magi.

Honestly from the dome. AI could never.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps. Watch @LoveIsland when the baby watches Love Island.

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I took more pictures at #MonsterJam than I did at the eras tour.

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And here’s to you, cuz forgiveness is a nice thing to do 💚🖤

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Tossed my bra on the tv. Hope @shakira gets it.

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@ConecuhSausage yo I’d buy it!

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@Aulmerican Cryptiiiicccccc. Took me 10 minutes to realize what you were talking about. 🫠

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I had a dream that I was absolutely jacked and I kept calling them my “@CynthiaErivo arms”

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The Lord is testing me.
And I didn’t study.

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I’ve lost my mind over this Taylor Swift concert. I was talking to Aulman yesterday and I said I can't believe it's here and he was like are you excited and I just yelled I DON'T KNOW

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I am “when I find a good coupon I tell everyone I know about it” years old

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Wanna see @AJRBrothers but way too old for the Hangout Fest. #thisoldgirliscryingforhelp

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Me-“I love @TheOnlyDetox”
My husband-“yeah, same.”

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MY SECRETS

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@amarisq I'm onto you.

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@UncleBlazer Issa bagel

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Happy birthday @Bauer___Power!!!

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@NewbyJosh Tell her it’s too spicy and she won’t like it. Or it has anchovies on it. Or its spicy AND has anchovies!

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If there is a sauce I don’t want to share with my husband I just say “I think it’s mayonnaise based.” He hates mayonnaise so, he doesn’t want to try it.

Follow me for more life hacks.

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@andrewnpayne

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@bradmondonyc my husband heard me from across the house! 😂