Alyssa

I may be ugly, but at least im not stoopid.

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

Sometimes I wish I could have an out of body experience just so I could deck myself in the face

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

My best friend had a baby but I almost didn’t know bc she blocked me on everything:))) Love that for me.

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

Rip to my 2,336 day Snapchat streak.

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

Getting Zionist ads on Facebook in America was not on my 2026 bingo card… but I’m not surprised

[Nicole Shanahan @NicoleShanahan]

My team never sleeps 😂

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

My family falling apart last year was really tough but realizing the cousin I’m closest to moved out of state and never told me hits different:/

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

Haggen’s prices should be considered theft

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

If you found the pair of gold earrings I lost in somewhere Bellingham 3 weeks ago… I hope you cherish and love them as much as I did. They were my grandmothers. But mostly I hope you’re broke af and decide to pawn them. At least that gives me a chance to get them back:/

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

I have never been more disappointed in myself fml

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

I hate that if I want to spend Christmas with my dad I also have to spend it with 2 people who have made me feel nothing but unwelcome in my own home for over 10 years.

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

2 members from my grandmas family told me tonight how much I remind them of a “young Jude” and I honestly could not receive a bigger compliment. I cried. I’m so glad I got to see them

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

Haha wow I’m sad

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

Feeling very :////////// lately

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

This has been the worst month of my life and it’s not even over.

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

I want to go home:’(((

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

I finally got my “THAT’S your sister??” moment. My ego is so boosted right now

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

My mom clearly has her own opinion on roe v wade being overturned but once I argued the fact that abortion is a needed medical procedure for some people who would die without it, she changed the subject completely. Funny how you have nothing to say when I make a valid point…

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

My favorite part of my brother graduating tonight is when he was looking around for our family and the second we locked eyes he flipped me the bird. Sibling love at its finest♥️

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

Wow I really can’t take a vacation without coming back to my store’s inventory being completely fucked. I’m mad. I literally fixed everything before I left. What the actual fuck.

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

@hella_decent So deliberate, she had to dig through her purse and miraculously found a card that actually worked because she didn’t plan on using any other form of payment🤦🏻‍♀️

[Alyssa @amarshwebb]

I just watched someone try to buy coils with food stamps. Obviously that doesn’t work. Wtf lady