Mary

welcome

[Andrew Collin @AndrewTCollin]

A thread

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

everybody born between 1985 and 1995 saw the Super Bowl halftime show lineup and was like “sweet, instead of doing a show for old people like the Rolling Stones or Paul McCartney or The Who they did one for us young people”

and then 10 seconds later it hit us

[Mary @amarykenz]

@lizzkenzz Couh’l

[Mary @amarykenz]

I told myself I would stop posting these, but seriously HOW did this happen

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[Mary @amarykenz]

Call me insufferable idc, but congratulate me while you’re at it

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[Mary @amarykenz]

@lizzkenzz If you’re good

[Mary @amarykenz]

I didn’t know what this was until today, but apparently I did good. I’m officially hooked
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[Mary @amarykenz]

@Meliomaniac Alternate Side Parking Thursday with Francis Ellis

[Mary @amarykenz]

When I turned 27 in 2021, I fell asleep in between by boyfriend and my sister. It is now the first een of 2022 and my sister and bf are both snoring beside me. I didn’t plan this.

[Mary @amarykenz]

This new year, don’t forget to kiss your sister

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2021 (2021 - 2021)

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

hi friends- for the new year I’m taking a break from life so I can focus on social media. if you need me you can find me here, constantly

[Mary @amarykenz]

@lizzkenzz Bummer

[Mary @amarykenz]

@sethdontsurf Best shoes of all time

[Mary @amarykenz]

@sethdontsurf Ugh I was literally with Matt’s family and was talking a bunch of trash to those sun devils and then was transported back to 2014

[Mary @amarykenz]

@marcella_joann Try an iced black tea with oatmilk and pumpkin cream foam on top instead

[Mary @amarykenz]

@Meliomaniac LOL

[Mary @amarykenz]

My boyfriend and I have to be out of our apartment by Sunday. He is currently on his way home and just called me to ask, “What should we do this weekend?” I’m jealous of his naivety tbh

[Mary @amarykenz]

@arcadia__garcia Thank you

[Mary @amarykenz]

As a die hard Angeleno, bred to be a Laker fan, but living in Phoenix…I’m allowed to root for the Suns instead of the Clippers right?