osu: i'm hard...
gd: heh... i'm harder
osu: pff... you call THAT thing hard?/.. I'll show you just how hard and fast I can go
gd: ahh~ b..but i'm so tight.... y-you'll never be able to last long with how tight i am...... i can take it rough for years without finishing~ ...
✦ this COULD RUIN CHINA'S ECONOMY.
after 7 gruelling minutes, Chinese Legend [Crz]Nickname 🇨🇳 has FAILED to cook dumplings...
"this is why im not suitable for my physics degree"