James Allinson

Laughing at the laughable... Author of fast-paced, irreverent satire 'The Chickpea Chronicles'.

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

If you enjoy offensive anthropomorphised creatures, I've got a seriously unhinged vegan dragon just desperate for your attention... https://t.co/ZAz9lmYy2p #AlleyCats

[The Chickpea Chronicles @ChickpeaChron]

I made a book trailer for TikTok - it took most of the day and is terrible! God, I hate technology... https://t.co/zdOlJYkS9w #booktok #comedybooks #satire #funnybooks

[The Chickpea Chronicles @ChickpeaChron]

For everyone clamouring to get hold of this hilarious book series, here's the Amazon link: https://t.co/kmP9SPqb8C - you won't be disappointed! #DarkHumorBooks #EdgyHumor #FunnyBooks #NonPC #ComedicFantasy #SatireBooks #HumorousFantasy

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

Hi @blinkist - stop showing books I've finished as recs and let me delete recs I don't want. You keep pushing the same stuff at me and I'm getting bored... Curate better! Tools section is rubbish. Other than that I'm enjoying! AI voices are surprisingly convincing.

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@RishiSunak Lovely - but this is a long-standing problem and simply sounds like a soundbite to distract from current issues. Please focus on far more pressing matters such as HELPING BRITS WITH THE COST OF LIVING CRISIS!

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

@LozzaFox @elonmusk Nice in theory but if X doesn't police itself re problematic opinions / those contrary to the narrative, the establishment-appointed regulators will get involved and shut it down. These problems don't get fixed at 'social media level'...

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@realeverywriter That's celebrity culture for you - get on TV, get a huge fan-base/promo budget, get a most-likely ghost-written, sub-standard bestseller. I don't blame the 'author' though - the fault lies with readers for not being more discerning.

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

@realeverywriter No, absolutely not. We must be free to learn of the opinions of others, regardless of the opinions.

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

@BBCNews Preposterous! I refuse to believe any company would spout virtue-signalling bullshit in order to dupe the gullible into boosting their profits...

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

@goddek The best way to fight back is to tell everyone WHY these things are happening? Who stands to gain from it all?

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

He talks sense and hopefully soon people will be brave enough to admit it... #IStandWithGlinner

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

@Nigel_Farage @RishiSunak Simply a distraction so we don't focus on the true problems. If Tories wanted to stop the boats they would...

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

@wokal_distance 'Woke' infiltrated the classroom simply because we were afraid to push back against things in case we were labelled right wing (a term which the woke has ensured is now synonymous with 'nazi'). Once we all start being honest about our true opinions the woke crap will disappear.

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

@MailOnline If you take into account our differing finances, that's pretty much the same as me buying an off peak return...

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

@GBNEWS What will China spy on? Traffic jams and punitive congestion charges? I'm far more worried our own gov will turn off the power on us should we dare to step out of line...

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

@MailOnline Are we allowed to suggest there may be a teensy weensy bit of mental illness going on here?

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

@TalkTV @JuliaHB1 Marketing depts are painfully out of touch - the vast majority of people are, at best, indifferent (and at worst, irritated) by all this gender fantasy bollocks. This will not help sell more coffee!

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@MForstater If they want to assign pointless labels, let them - I'd rather be a 'TERF' than a pandering fantasist any day...

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@GoWokeGoBrokeUK Any politician who can be influenced by grubby troublemakers lacks the backbone required to ever lead the country...

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

@spectator I'm no expert, but locking kids in the house for over a year was clearly going to have terrible consequences...