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real life monica geller

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I hate food instagram posts that make you comment to get the recipe because why am I commenting “peas” on your video just tell me what’s in it

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This is Florida man behavior

[KOIN News @KOINNews]

Someone has reportedly been throwing cans of food off of a high-rise apartment building in downtown Portland for weeks. https://t.co/kagg8Ychdn

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My personalized Mother’s Day gift got delivered to the wrong house and Ring rejected my post about it but this gets the front page? Who gives a fuck ??

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@frozenedamame Omg my fave, spinach cucumber apple and feta

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One of my favorite parts of being a grownup is being allowed to put as much cream cheese on my bagel as my heart desires

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We should be allowed to TNR humans

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My aunt and uncle shared a phone. My aunt passed away in November and this little change hit me like a truck

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Why does the back windshield look like oogie boogie

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You’re all heathens for not thinking this tweet is hilarious

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She Drakin on my Josh until I MEGAN!!!

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@frozenedamame Whatever he did he was framed

[Emily Shannon @EmilyyShan]

I love my cat so much it makes me wanna cry (yes I’ve been drinking wine)

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I feel like the kardashian’s children age/grow at twice the rate of normal kids and Chrissy teigen’s kids age at half the rate. This is just how I feel

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@frozenedamame Grandpalazzo omfg

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Hopper is the most perfect shrimp I want to chomp his little feets

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No one talks about the subtlety of addressing Christmas present to/from labels as the spouse of someone who’s parents are divorced and remarried

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@frozenedamame Honestly I’m offended when they don’t try to talk to me. I’m at peak good mood at TJ’s I’ll be so friendly and nice to you

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@ashley_kim143 For real and more than once he goes upstairs where he can’t hear it and I find him sopping it up with a towel

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The most ADD thing Bryce does is sometimes forgets to put a mug down when he starts his coffee and walks away and it spills everywhere. I finally had enough

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@frozenedamame Fully obsessed with uncle Bob’s sweater