Scootsie Blemington

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

[Scootsie Blemington @Amatta24]

I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words

[NASA @NASA]

@TerribleMaps Flawless, no notes. Not sure if we can compete, but see our version here: https://t.co/H4WXU6cZRL

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

I am never deleting this app.

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@Variety Go fuck yourself

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

me on a first date when she rightly asks if i’m on the spectrum

[Tyler Meinerding @TylerMeinerding]

France: We present to you, the Statue of Liberty

USA: Here are the Cleveland Browns

[Pittsburgh Clothing Co. @PGHClothingCo]

#LetsGoPens

[Scootsie Blemington @Amatta24]

Cleveland sucks so bad

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

A polite penguin patiently waits for humans to move out of the way.

[Scootsie Blemington @Amatta24]

Still no snow.

[Scootsie Blemington @Amatta24]

Never.

[TORO 🐃 @TexansTORO1]

we good now @steelers?

[PortersBurgh @PortersBurgh]

When I saw this notification

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Agreed. Unless you’re flying, or on vacation, or sports are on, or it’s a holiday, or a summer weekend, or in a body of water, or at brunch, or golfing, or on bachelor/bachelorette, or at a wedding, or at a tailgate, or a bunch of other stuff. Other than that though I agree

[Behind the Steel Curtain @btsteelcurtain]

Alright, all you have to do is beat the 3-win Browns and the AFC North title is yours!

Mike Tomlin:

[kpg @notoriouskpg]

this just looks like the scene from Hot Rod when Rod goes to his quiet place and does the Footloose dance

[Scootsie Blemington @Amatta24]

My captain

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

TIL: Sidney Crosby held the nickname "creature" in the Pens locker room because "he had a caboose that would make J-Lo jealous", per @tsnjamesduthie in his 2012 book 😭

(h/t @sidbrini)

[TK 🦁 @PSU_TK]

Boy did yall fuck this one up

[Scootsie Blemington @Amatta24]

Drew Allar’s gonna be selling used cars after he graduates

[Scootsie Blemington @Amatta24]

@PennStateFball might be the biggest frauds in football

[Scootsie Blemington @Amatta24]

It would be super cool if Drew Allar never shot his pants when in a high pressure situation