Matthew Cuerden

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[Matthew Cuerden @AMattsTale]

My takeaway @NandosUK’s wrap coated in not-so-microplastic bits 🤢

[Matthew Cuerden @AMattsTale]

@thetrainline please explain why I have to pay a £10 admin fee for a refund on a ticket for a train that never ran?

[IN4 Group @IN4_Group]

It is with deep sadness that we have heard about the passing of Her Majesty The Queen.

She was an extraordinary woman, our longest-reigning monarch, who will be remembered for her strength, leadership & grace.

Our condolences go out to the Royal Family and the entire country.

[Matthew Cuerden @AMattsTale]

I honestly still mourn the loss of these.
@KPSnacks

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Honestly feel like I need a medically induced coma to catch up on sleep this week

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I know times are tough @SubwayUK but this is just sad.

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Any chance of actually getting on the plane @Ryanair?

[Matthew Cuerden @AMattsTale]

It is not a cost of living crisis, it is a greed crisis.
https://t.co/GT8pxzJJN9

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Idea: @MicrosoftTeams has profile pages like MySpace and you can have a top 8 for co-workers!

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Just had the blandest @wagamama_uk’s of my life.

[Matthew Cuerden @AMattsTale]

@abkelseybrooks When the gas bills come

[IN4 Group @IN4_Group]

#RamadanMubarak to all our colleagues, partners & communities who are celebrating Ramadan.
May you have a blessed & peaceful holy month.

[Matthew Cuerden @AMattsTale]

@abkelseybrooks

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Pretty sure you’re meant to opt in, not out @nextofficial…

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@abkelseybrooks I’m clueless myself

[Matthew Cuerden @AMattsTale]

You don’t realise how little you know somebody until you’re their secret Santa.

[Matthew Cuerden @AMattsTale]

I think the @hinge algorithm needs tweaking…

[Matthew Cuerden @AMattsTale]

This week, I taught my younger brother about consent.
He grasped the concept easily, which is sad considering people 10+ years his age seem to struggle to grasp this concept.

[Matthew Cuerden @AMattsTale]

Why can’t you edit the toppings on a @pizzahutuk beyond meat pizza?

I DON’T WANT MUSHROOMS!

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@abkelseybrooks Mood.