Austin Maxwell

[Austin Maxwell @amax223]

@biggremlinhours It was Mufasa or a buffalo or something like that

[Mark Richt @MarkRicht]

I am assuming word travels fast. So I wanted to be able to inform everyone that I did have a heart attack this morning. I am doing fine. As I went through the experience I had peace knowing I was going to heaven but I was going to miss my wife. I plan to be at work this week.

[Dr. Bill Holohan SC @BillHolohanSC]

A history lesson for people who think that history doesn't matter:
What's the big deal about railroad tracks?
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used?
Well, because that's the way

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

The Hawks really snapped on their schedule release vid! 🔥 https://t.co/HP6oYOY8Eb

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought

[human aaron @humanaaron]

cashier: would you like a receipt?

me: . o O (if someone is being murdered right now it would be my alibi but if someone gets murdered in the store they could pin it on me)

cashier: well?

me: I want to talk to a lawyer

[Austin Maxwell @amax223]

@g_pratimaaa Wasn’t going to post it, but is this not the most Florida thing you’ve ever seen?

[Gary Sinise @GarySinise]

Thank you to @Verizon who will donate $1 for every RT, up to $1.5M, in support of our nations first responders through the @GarySiniseFound (1.18.19 – 2.8.19)! I’m proud to partner with Verizon and introduce The Team That Wouldn’t Be Here. Join me in recognizing first responders.

[Austin Maxwell @amax223]

@cat_feeIs @ComedyPosts @MacyBrooks98

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Red Dead Redemption 2

Official Gameplay Video

Thursday, August 9th 11AM ET

https://t.co/BWSRbl4T7A

[yazzy @yasmine_segars]

i’m offended https://t.co/xi5Ybsl7X4