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[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

I don’t have time for this

[Amanda @_MandaaaS]

at a very “tired by 8pm” time of my life.

[Lindsay Lohan @lindsaylohan]

It’s October 3rd 💝

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Why do we say “working like a dog” my dog has never had a job

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Some nights the best sound in the house is a dog snoring at the end of the bed.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products this month maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients.

[Vince  @InternetVince]

Happy Q4 to all the corporate baddies out there

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

How is it October already but not Friday yet. Like ok

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

I can’t call someone a dumb fuck at work, so instead I say, “walk me through your thought process”

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

Waking up on October 1st like 🎃 👻
#October #Halloween

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I love having a pet because you'll just walk to a different room and they will be like "yeah I'll come too"

[garshmo @garshmo]

October dropping @ midnight

[B. @Nerdy_But_Flyy]

*me trying to locate my cursor across all my work screens*

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I’m full of unposted pictures.

[brewi 🍻 @brewskigirl333]

if a bagel can have everything so can you

[N🦅 @Versacecay]

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[Nuga @omo__nuga]

Hello Monday you piece of shit.

[↯ @ajytweets]

Use your whole brain when talking to me.

[telle @telleeetubby]

When it comes to me be verrrrry direct, verrrrry straight to the point.

[erica @ericanextdooor]

fuck marry kill

soup salad sandwich