jk

im just happy to be here

[jk @AmazonCelexa]

New ink 🗝️

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

Inshallah the Sharia law compliant S&P500 ETF won't be including SpaceX as it violates the prospectus

[jk @AmazonCelexa]

love when this dogshit app will randomly jump/refresh your feed right when you’re in the middle of reading a tweet so you can never find it again

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

Israel propaganda accounts be like “it’s actually impossible to train dogs to rape a human. And believe me, I’ve tried!”

[HerodotusWave @HerodotusWave]

This is a German reliquary shaped like a three-legged fish from approximately 900-1350 CE.

[jk @AmazonCelexa]

apparently pointing out international war crimes being committed in the open is antisemitism now lol

[Noah Hurowitz @NoahHurowitz]

Update: I got into the Israel real estate event at Park East Synagogue.

Inside I saw at least one table advertising properties in the West Bank, including Kfar Eldad and Karnei Shomron.

[Jewish Voice for Peace NYC @jvpliveNY]

Settlements are illegal under international law. Park East Synagogue is hosting an event that violates human rights law and promotes ethnic cleansing, home demolitions, and the forced displacement of Palestinians.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

lol

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

Cum Town

[jk @AmazonCelexa]

when you’re so tired you can only keep one eye open at a time

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🚨WHITE HOUSE PHOTO OF TRUMP JUST RELEASED

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs.

Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.”

Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..

[jk @AmazonCelexa]

@fritolaysia @SweatieAngle definitely saw a ton of variations while over there

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

It will always be hilarious that the Bushwick/Ridgewood border argument literally pre-dates America by over 100 years and it has never ended

[Brooke Dubek publicity/activism updates @shadyharmonica]

bud high vs. cart high

[DreⱯd is Here 2024 @Deve_Dy]

Polymarket is evil for all the obvious reasons but it is also a right wing machine for lying

[F Train Freddy @FtrainFreddy]

Nice argument, but it’s too late. I’ve already depicted myself as the calm under pressure, stoic, and suave groundhog while you are the cowering and fearful groundhog

[jk @AmazonCelexa]

@Polymarket The restaurant was teleported to New York. The rest of the patrons fused into the walls of the building

[jk @AmazonCelexa]

Erecting a big bridge here so I can sit underneath and collect the troll toll

[jk @AmazonCelexa]

Snapped into a salute in the bedstuy Home Depot parking lot when the police surveillance pole started playing a patriotic march

[jk @AmazonCelexa]

Nasty Mothafucka Act

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Trump has proposed a $1.5 trillion defense budget — a 40% increase, the largest since WWII.

In exchange for more war he wants to:

-Cut the EPA budget by half
-Cut $10.7 billion for housing
-Cut $8.5 billion for K-12 programs
-Cancel $15 billion for clean energy
-Cut $2.5 billion for clean drinking water
-Eliminate $1.6 billion for youth job training
-Cut $3.5 billion from the Labor Department
-Eliminate $395 million for senior employment
-Eliminate $775 million in food assistance grants
-Eliminate the National Endowment for Democracy
-Cut $5 billion from the National Institutes of Health
-Eliminate the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program (LIHEAP)

In all, cuts to domestic programs would account for a 10% reduction in discretionary spending.