Anya

I’m just here for the ride

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Live from inside the courtroom. #FreeCuthbert

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

How else will we know the main character is a woman or has female friends???? Breasts define everything.

[Acadia Einstein @Acadia]

"He was of average height, with a dick shaped like a drawing made by someone who had never seen one. It was pinker than the rest of his skin and drooped to one side like a nervous high schooler trying to disappear against a wall at a dance.

"His balls were stuck to his thigh."

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

@TalethP No no, it’s okay. It’s a female main lead describing a fellow female from a past sexual assault incident so obviously nothing wrong with this..... 🙃

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

Trying to read “The Night Ferry” by Michael Robotham and remembered why I put it down after 96 pages. @menwritewomen #pureexcellence #lightreading #leakingbreasts #itgetsworse

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

@HibaLuss 96 pages out of 518. What more could possibly go wrong.

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

@AllegedlyDM @menwritewomen Just one.

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

@under_blue_sky I’d also like to emphasise this all happened in 96 pages. This picture is page 10. A seemingly familiar conversation I also have with my brother describing his one night stands. Gotta slip in my boobs as comparison though to ensure I’m the dominant female.

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

I’ll take one “a cleavage” please.

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

If any #man wants to send me a blueprints of this pattern only you guys know I’d greatly appreciate it. @BuzzFeedUK I’m willing to gift this book to anyone brave enough to finish it.

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

A bit lacking in “outstanding feminine wiles” #same.

[달 🍊 @marjigeum]

spotify premium without IU is just SPOTIFY PREMM

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

@ALICE_TATAE I feel that 😫

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

@Fossil not going to lie, even my food delivery packages are packaged nicer than this. Glad I opened this before giving it as a gift.

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

@ALICE_TATAE Allergies?

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

@LollarAshleigh Can’t *

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

The week I don’t buy turnips 😅😭 #turnipprices #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #acnh

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

@LollarAshleigh I’m only on for another 10 mins! Also I can type so plz excuse me just standing there awkwardly

[Anya @amazonian_alien]

@Pipaland1 Sure if you can give me 5 mins to set up I’ll send you the code in your dms