🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸

she/they/it/any
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corybant, man-woman, erotic specialist, sexually abnormal creature
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show me ur ferrets

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

tag yourself, i'm "erotic specialists"

[attractive wastrel @UrbaneUrban]

with this and the “insurance companies are heroes” bit i just think it’s cool how he’s doing unpopularism

[George Roush @GeorgeRoush]

They pre-filled the SSUS last night and flooded up to the waterline to make today a "quick sink"

Every hatch and porthole is open, all watertight doors are open...

... and the SS United States *still* won't sink.

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

@Michael1Ryan restaurants and bars often don't let you piss without buying something, and if it's late and they're closed you're kind of out of luck

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

free public restrooms that close at 7pm is this a bit

[Quinn Myers @rquinnmyers]

Chicago’s first self-cleaning toilet opens today at the Polish Triangle. The free facility will be open 7-7 daily. The toilet bowl and floors are cleaned automatically after each use, and each visit is limited to 15 minutes, two technicians here told me. @BlockClubCHI

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

good news: the national review just digitized its back catalogue, meaning I can assault my followers with images like this any time i want

[iwsfutcmd @iwsfutcmd]

so i've often mentioned that there's an unspoken rule in the field of lingustics that example sentences have to be needlessly violent. "The farmer killed the duck.", and so forth.

this very common example sentence is a perfect example of how that rule could perhaps be formulated in a sort of "ease of articulation" framework, because the original sentence was "Omne homo habens asinum videt illum." ("Every man who owns a donkey sees it."), but apparently linguists were like "Nope! not violent enough, gotta add some more beatin’"

[Darin Flynn @phono_logical]

Holy: a Hainan-Min Chinese dialect with contrastive voicing (including /h/ vs. /ɦ/), implosives /ɓ, ɗ/, bilabial fricative /ɸ/, triphthongs, 8 tones, sandhi, etc.: “Wenchang Min Chinese” by Gongguan Peng (Nov. ’26) https://t.co/klbheWPvDB

[Oil Baron🇺🇸🛢️🦅 @OilBar0n]

Man this one is a real head scratcher

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

@blueirlonline can't hurt

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

the general public needs to learn ipa

[Nick Coppola @Nick_Coppola__]

This is also a new addition to this week's game notes lol

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

i already know what is outside

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

@murdock722 @lbkulinski this is a problem that can be solved in other ways

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

@hi_im_jip straight choomfing it

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

chicago

[Zachary Donnini @ZacharyDonnini]

PROJECTION: Scott Colom defeats Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith in a historic upset in Mississippi, which Trump won by 23 points in 2024. The state’s last Black Senator was born a slave, and its last Democratic senator was a segregationist.

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

at this hotel if you get lonely you can have A Bug sent up to your room

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

@M0lly_pocket i mean. it's a good city for it

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Do I trust Senator Coach Governor? No, not at all. But do I think the demonic floating football that controls him can put partisan politics aside and do what’s best for the people of Alabama? Also no.

[Katie @KatieJRogers]

I was convinced it was Chucky until someone said “my weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago”

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

@questionableway cafe 53 my beloved

[⚧️ Little Molly Pocket🏳️‍⚧️ @M0lly_pocket]

My contribution to the "drag is transmisogynistic" discourse is did you know you can screenshot a tweet by clicking the copy link section?