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*as in Stewart*

[martha @amb__mar]

@DWildcard303007 Any info about what’s happening in Lowry off cedar ave?

[martha @amb__mar]

RIP to my boyfriend, he’s not dead yet but college football did return today so we’ll see how that goes

[martha @amb__mar]

@barstoolsports @TshOw23

[martha @amb__mar]

Anybody else ever just stumble back into their 2014 twitter posts and go “who tf was that person”? No? Okay cool me either

[martha @amb__mar]

Single restaurant answer: the grand marlin makes its own 🤷🏼‍♀️😅

[Josie Harmer @Heyitsjosay]

I just wanna know why there’s such a discrepancy between restaurant ranch and grocery store ranch

[Cheyanne Summer @cheyannehatley]

Of course ladies my age are crazy, we listened to Dixie Chicks and Gretchen Wilson.

[Justin Turner @redturn2]

Soooooooooo, does this mean it’s baseball season??? ⚾️

[martha @amb__mar]

Vegan is: where shopping is NOT a pleasure 🙃

[martha @amb__mar]

@omj_ismyname @themayamonroe LOVE

[martha @amb__mar]

For those of you who know me well: I do indeed have a floor 😅

[martha @amb__mar]

A whole mood: being told to apologize to a customer when the issue was literally no ones fault but their own impatience 🙃

[martha @amb__mar]

Today was wild, to say the very freaking least 😶

[ヒヤシンス @fleurhyacinth_]

FLIP YOUR PHONE

˙ʍou sʇɹɐʇs ʞǝǝʍ ʇsɹoʍ ɹnoʎ 'sıɥʇ ʇǝǝʍʇǝɹ ʇ,uop noʎ ɟI ˙ʇɥɓıuoʇ sʍǝu pooɓ ploʇ ǝq llıʍ noʎ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ǝɔuıS

[martha @amb__mar]

Him:”Damn Smiley, why didn’t you tell me you had a hot cousin??”

My cousin:”You’re supposed to say ‘good looks must run in the family’”
😅😹

[Haley Reiss @haleyreiss]

Blair Waldorf wouldn’t put up with this so neither am I

[martha @amb__mar]

Agreed to come to the bar with my cousin who’s a high school teacher, it’s wild being on the other end of a high school reunion 😮

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

A-Rod gets his bat confiscated so he uses Griffey’s instead and goes yard on the next pitch 😂