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yeah so nobody prepared me for how harrowing buying a new car is? am convinced someone is watching me and buying all the cars I want just to mess w me

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can you get seasonal depression over the course of one day

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@iCroswell I actually get amazing sleep on planes bc it’s like all-encompassing white noise lmao

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A dip spit bottle at the gym should warrant prison time

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It’s time for my annual Shameless rewatch and Sheila is still the greatest character on the show

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Had a hangover so violent this morning I thought I might actually die

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What is the male equivalent of princess polly

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J laying here thinking ab how I can’t even set an alarm on my phone without my glasses. At -6.75 in both eyes, Darwinism should’ve taken these genes out long ago

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Don’t talk to me about pain until you’ve worn a maxi denim skirt and had to pee 5+ times

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I know switching back to Mac from a PC for work is going to be worth it but my god is it mentally testing me

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Rewatching failure to launch realizing SJP actually stepped foot into BR’s Jim’s Firearms is crazyyyy

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Chase had surgery on his leg, so I had to take out the trash, drag it to the road, AND bring it back in. Crying and throwing up

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@LPontheleft I loveeeeeee the history series; keep ‘em comin!!

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Every time I have to visit a government office I turn into him

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@AmericanAir DM sent!

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@AmericanAir where is my luggage that you lost 🥰

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*her

[BON @Gresham2x]

Today I realized the only person holding me back is myself which means I gotta kll him

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Had my most traumatizing serving dream yet and woke up exhausted. The effects of the service industry still present even 6 years after exiting😭

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Ofc my and chase’s parents want country songs for our first dances. I am acquiescing, but we will be cutting them short