𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩

Alexis 🫶🏽

[𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 @ambeerrrr24]

Woke up and remembered i caught Ohtani's 1st home run 🤩

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

Adulthood is making peace with the FOMO from skipping that $300+ concert experience

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[Softboy @softboywin]

Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 6.99 that have never been 6.99 before

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when I am already in a bad mood and someone decides to have no fvcking common sense

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[𝐳𝐨𝐞 ꕤ @pedrobsession]

“my daughter stayed here a while back”

[‏ً @fwcodex]

when people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

i write better than I speak, but think better than I write

[Orbit ♪ BLM @OrbitPlusPlus]

why is gengar lowkey the kuromi of straight men

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

The final stage of your career is being silent in meetings.

[✞ Richard ✞ @Richard_gh1]

God is good.

[Katherine @kvh_8100]

I wish to make an official statement - I do not want to go to work tomorrow

[Marty Byrde @KerrickDuchy]

one of the greatest shows of all time

[Shrek @Shrek]

Never thought an Ogre could change sooo many lives.

[𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 @ambeerrrr24]

At work but my brain at bionic jungle

[We R Mexicans @wermexicans]

Never tried caviar but I known it ain't got nothin on this

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓼 🪩 @ambeerrrr24]

10 minutes before clocking out for vacation

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”