Amber Farrington

[🦢 @damnidc__]

I hate that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself

[Dan @leathergregory]

Ah, yes. My hands. My normal, human hands. We must clap with my normal, human hands. Congratulation.

[Luke Furnival @LukeJFurnival]

Nobody in the history of Love Island triggers me more than these absolute pair of whoppers. Insufferable. #LoveIsland

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Man pays £355 to see Oasis and gets stuck stood behind Gary Barlow's massive son

[Callum @Cal_SFC]

Gary Barlow playing on the car mat he got his massive son

[Rootezroo @Root_Ezroo1]

Roy Keane looks like he’s just finished a Greggs sausage Roll and couldn’t be fucked to brush the crumbs off.

[is @DAYASCHANl]

lisan al ghaib screams are taking me out 😭😭😭

[JAMIE @any_spare]

Daaadd 😂

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

this is cracking me up like everything else he does is half assed except that one move. that’s his move

[MΛƬƬ 🌿 @hxll_mxtt]

ITV should try and get one up on RTD and the Doctor Who hype by announcing a reboot of this bad boy fr

[Amber Farrington @amber_6699]

‼️ Selling 3x Harry Styles tickets ‼️

Edinburgh - 26th May - 3x seated together

Message me if interested

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

I was recently at an airport and was driven to my boarding gate by a nice man who told me I absolutely must go and see Avatar 2, which is released today

[Andy Compton @andycompton_]

This makes me laugh every time I see it. Every single time. I am 34 years old.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

When your pie hates broccoli.