Host: "Do you guys have a reservation?"
Us: "No"
Host: "Sorry we can't seat you"
Us: "Okay"
*walks outside, makes reservation, waits 5 mins
Host: "Do you guys have a reservation"
Us: "Yes"
Host: "Great, give us a moment to fix your table"
Us: 😏😏
Saturday night
1) Order pizza
2) Order Taco Mac b/c our pizza order was canceled
3)Eat Taco Mac & Pizza b/c both showed up
4)Watch soccer & have drinks
5)Watch a few rounds of competitive cornhole (complete w/ sponsors) because cornhole is now a competitive sport! #WHAT@zook223
It's when I'm weary of considerations
& life is too much like a pathless wood
Where your face burns & tickles w/ the cobwebs
Broken across it & one eye is weeping From a twig having lashed across it open
I'd like to get away from earth awhile
& then come back to it & begin over
🎵🎶You and me, we're searching for the same light...desperate for a cure to this disease! Well, some days are better than others, but...I fear nothing as long as you're with me!🎶🎵
Another cup to add to the collection! Although, I'm pretty sure Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, & Ray Charles could have called that game better than those 3 jokes! #USOC2019#fivestripes#rowdyandproud
How much did @MNUFC pay this jackass under the table to call such a shitty game? Maybe this punk should get a job he actually knows how to do? #USOC2019#getarefthatdoesntsuck
The other day a @ColumbusCrewSC fan stopped me because I was wearing my @ATLUTD jersey. I made sure to let him know how much we love having @JustinMeram in Atlanta! 🔴⚫🔴⚫🔴⚽️🏆 #campeones #14
@Beast3561 @NewYorkRedBulls Not so much a reference to the goals. More a reference to the petty dirty fouls and trash behavior. If you can ball truly ball then you don't have to play like punks.