𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒

I am inimitable

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

Unsolicited political texts are the unsolicited dick pics of your 30s

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

@NoahKahan Noah, your true fans love you and don’t let …checks notes…Floridians sway your choices.

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

@euphoriaHBO is trash bro like this season just shouldn’t exist. Like season 8 GOT bad.

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

The way I BROKE-DOWN when she put that damn dino keychain down….bravo #heartbreakhigh BRAVO @netflix

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

I need someone at @Twitch to let me put multiple streams on the same screen like March madness, but all the streamers feeds for the same game so I can see all of them at once.

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

HOT TAKE: @NeckDeepUK “December” is a NYE song, not Dec 1st song. 🤷‍♀️

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

If @ZohranKMamdani wins I’m going streaking

[Barbie 🎀 Agitprop @BarbieAgitprop]

Men pointing out women typically play single player puzzle games and sims like babe yea because you call use slurs and scream at us in the FPS lobbies what the fuck do you expect (doesn't stop me but still)

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

live, laugh, leave work early for taco bell

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

HOT TAKE: National Treasure walked so @HamiltonMusical could run

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

Broke my fingers at @thestorysofarca show tonight lol #NotBrokeJustBent

[𝓡𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓲💋 @ohyessratii]

Name 1 benefit of having a child QUICKLY

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

You cannot convince me @twentyonepilots “Drum Show” isn’t about having to continue your life as you struggle through grief. No shot.

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

@tacobell Nacho Fires: cause I’m the best thing they’ll ever have, but they only can have me in the summer.

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

@tacobell At what cost

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

Alright @tacobell not only did you take my Nacho Fries but my Crispy Chicken Tacos too!? Thin fucking ice

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

My first experience in Portland is landing 3 hours late, at 1 am, to be picked up in a Tesla with suicide doors….wild

[j.🩵 @_idk_idc_00]

🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

@TheRHPolls @BravoTV @Andy Gia is literally the most toxic person to come out of Bravo, so narrrr

[𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 @amber_funk]

Teammates taking my strategically placed Jeff bubbles just to “weeee” when they are full on health will be my 13th reason. #MarvelRivals