Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/

Purveyor of mischief and mayhem.

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

Add us on #PokemonGo !!
#PokemonTrainer code: 9153 5218 0646
Trainer code: 9339 3448 9958

#Pokemon #PokemonGO #pokemongofriendcode #PokemonGoFriends #pokemongoapp #PokemonGoAddFriends

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

Add me on Pokémon Go! Trainer code: 933934489958

#Pokemon #PokemonGOfriends #PokemonGO #PokemonGOfriend #PokemonGoAddMe

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

@DougCarbMaster @xGENERALHALOx @dbongino If your urine is gold you need to drink more water

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

One of my favorite pics from the @lizzo show in Milwaukee on Tuesday night. #PinkLeopardGoddess #TheSpecialTour

Also, I want those boots.

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

@NHLBlackhawks be like #FireSale #EveryoneMustGo !!!

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

@NHLBlackhawks You don't get crush the team and then act sad about it.

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

@nicolebyer 🤯 I guess this is a good thing? Lol

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

@NHLBlackhawks Your entire organization is a joke. You traded the one player who has managed to make you semi-relevant for the past 5 years

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

@88PKane This makes me sad

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

@JoJoFromJerz Incompetent

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

@DonaldJTrumpJr The only thing your useless daddy ever lead was a Big Mac into his mouth.

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

@JoJoFromJerz Owls. Because WHOOO tf are they?

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

@SarahHuckabee You're unfit to be questioning anybody.

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

@Jim_Jordan Like Ireland misses the Potato Famine. 🙄

🥔🤡

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

Apparently the love has run out. #Netflix #passwordsharing

[Netflix @netflix]

Love is sharing a password.

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

@ericswalwell Trash

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

BREAKING: The Trump Organization has been found GUILTY on ALL COUNTS including Scheme to Defraud, Conspiracy, and Tax Fraud.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

After Hillary lost, she went for a walk in the woods, wrote books, did podcasts & traveled the world advocating for human rights & democracy at large.
She didn’t once call for the Constitution to be terminated.

But do go on about how women are “too emotional to lead” won’t you.

[Intelligent 🌻 Zombie |-/ @amber_jochim]

@ReallyAmerican1

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

The 22nd Amendment says "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice" so by filing to run for a 3rd time, Trump has officially admitted to losing the 2020 election.