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[amber @amberallegedly]

ugh damn, my sink has a leek

[amber @amberallegedly]

this is just... LMAO

[Zachary Cohen @ZcohenCNN]

NEW: The US military was prepared to board a Chinese vessel in the Middle East earlier this spring -- during war with Iran -- after an intel report concluded it was transporting components of a nuclear weapons program.

But just before the planned operation, officials discovered the report had been generated w/ help of AI & chatbot used by the analyst inaccurately identified what the ship was carrying, sources tell @KatieBoLillis & me.

[krisha🏳️‍⚧️ @tgirlhimejoshi]

really fucked up when u wanna do stuff but you have the can't-do-stuff disorder. really unlucky. what a shame

[amber @amberallegedly]

@also_burke ngl whenever i see u mention ur symptoms i wonder have u had ultrasound for gallstone bc it seems similar to the shit i was dealing with before we realised and got a scan

[amber @amberallegedly]

nah bro not 2 in one day

[mani @ImaniShante]

Going to spend the rest of my days continuing to be kind and breasting boobily just like Dolly would have wanted

[cole @shaunasadecki]

losing someone who vocally supported queer and trans people, vaccines and literacy in today's world is truly a fucking hit like we need her

[NASA Goddard @NASAGoddard]

A stellar Coat of Many Colors for Dolly Parton, forever among the stars 💗

[amber @amberallegedly]

we have to keep the Earth going until 2046 please @ universe/whatever otherworldly power may exist

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Dolly Parton left behind her final recorded song locked inside a dream box at Dollywood to be opened on her 100th birthday, Jan. 19, 2046.

[amber @amberallegedly]

didn’t not expect to be crying from this tbh i guess it was the last kick i needed lol

[amber @amberallegedly]

NO

[amber @amberallegedly]

what the fuck

[amber @amberallegedly]

another year older but absolutely not wiser, just another year of becoming more and more cooked 😀👍🏼

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Just read a headline that said Italy’s parmigiano reggiano industry as at risk because they can’t keep the cheese warehouses cool enough due to rising temperatures and it’s just like on top of everything else yOU MEAN TO TELL ME IM GOING TO LOSE THE SIMPLE JOY OF PARMESEAN CHEESE JUST BECAUSE YALL WOULDNT STOP MAKING THOSE UGLY ASS AI FLYERS

[hera @shiningdaisies]

the f in my name stands for financially responsible that is why there is no f in my name i am buying myself more trinkets

[amber @amberallegedly]

there's apparently some AI summit in sydney tomorrow and i must resist the temptation to put my covid to good use and go cough on everyone there

[amber @amberallegedly]

they want to build a fucking AI data centre near me oh im about to go nuclear, the council will be so sick of hearing from me

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[amber @amberallegedly]

@ejburke_ seeing the “critic” reviews and getting the exact same vibe as i did for captain marvel like hm i wonder why that is 🤔

[amber @amberallegedly]

i want to be a stoat

[Lee jacobs @LeeLeejacobs3]

Just watched a stoat drop its prey , then come come and check me out then runs back to pick it prey up and runs off