Amber Argyle

The most famous author you’ve never heard of. I write fantasy & romance. U can try some free from my website. U know. If u want to. *awkward curtsy*

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

How to you bankrupt a billionaire in six months?

Have him buy a social media app and get his ego involved. #twitter #ElonMusk

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

@jessiejensen I almost deleted the video because it felt really ramble. Glad I didn’t.

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

{New Book Release} Never Kiss a Cowboy
A lonely widow. A handsome ranch hand. An undeniable love . . .
https://t.co/qDl5rKzzKr
#newrelease #cowboyromance #romancenovel #kissingbooks #sweetromance #enemiestolovers #hallmarkmovie #lovestory #romancebook #cowboylovestory

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

I’m so damn sick of people protecting perpetrators.

You want people to change? Hold them accountable.

#hurtpeoplehurtpeople #therapymemes #therapy #accountability #accountabilitypost #mentalhealth #victimblaming

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

Cyber Monday Sale on Paperbacks - Give the gift of a signed book for Christmas! https://t.co/sYiJWPAOce

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

Some jerk hacked my account. Just spent an hour deleting spam tweets. So if you’re reading this, thanks for sticking around through that mess.

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

@MaryL_MarissaC Dammit all to hell. Thanks for the heads up.

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

Marked as to-read: Stepsister by Jennifer Donnelly https://t.co/vx6VGukEuV

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

Can you hear him? The beast is coming for you …

To celebrate Piper Prince’s new audio release, the prequel novella is free on #Amazon.

Snag your copy today! https://t.co/99wNBOD8Zg

#sarahjmaas #beautyandthebeast #piedpiper #freekindlebooks #kindleunlimited

[Lynn Bradford @LynnNarrates]

New from @amberargyle !

"An enchantress. Her prince. A dark curse....But the closer Larkin comes to the truth, the harder the wraiths hunt her. Her piper prince's life hangs in the balance."

https://t.co/ugXd1P8vmH

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

#BeautyandtheBeast & The Pied Piper collide in this romantic #fairytale retelling. Fans of #ACourtofThornsandRoses & #ACurseSoDarkandLonely will love the unique #magic and daring #adventure in Piper Prince. Listen today! https://t.co/9FXMzmhgXi #acator

https://t.co/9FXMzmhgXi

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

Where’s my child support, @WomenNike ? @adidas ? Who owes you child support ladies?

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

@Emily_R_King My dog hit on me today. It's sort of the same thing.

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

@AskPayPal Why not do this publicly? Explain how Paypal can mark 3 transactions as unauthorized and the 4th as authorized.

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

Thief charges ebay total 1349.96 to my @PayPal. I report.
Paypal: 1049.97 was unauthorized. U pay 299.99.
Me: But I reported. Charges all from same ebay account.
Paypal: 🖕Sent u to a debt collector, b*tch. #badservice #service #thief #customerservicefail #neveragain #epicfail

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

@Emily_R_King Oh man. Last I heard, the COVID shot had abated all ur symptoms. 😢

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

@Emily_R_King I thought you were doing better? 😢

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

Marked as to-read: Beyond the Mapped Stars by Rosalyn Eves https://t.co/9Axmrt4vTv

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

@VZWSupport I was originally told all I needed was a pay stub from the school. Then we signed up for a plan, and I’m told I need a teaching certificate. I’m a substitute teacher; I don’t have a certificate. So tell me, Verizon, why don’t substitute teachers qualify as teachers?

[Amber Argyle @amberargyle]

@Verizon is run by monkies working in a sweat shop beneath a zoo.
My phone is locked until I pay 450. Our account is PIF @ 132, because I get a teacher discount. They wanted pay stub. Now they want some teacher #. Now I no longer quality for the discount. #costomerservicefail

[Lynn Bradford @LynnNarrates]

New Release! From @amberargyle .

"Can you hear him? The beast is coming for you...On the night of the girl's funeral, Caelia stumbles upon something wicked. Something that leaves her only one possible escape."

https://t.co/p2cqqCKipY