Amber Lyn

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

why would you pay $2000 dollars a month in rent when you could simply live with your parents and the only cost to you would be Daily Emotional Warfare?

[Amber Lyn @amberbeaubien]

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[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Even if my wife makes me promise to save our unborn child in a complicated delivery situation, I’m definitely saving her. If the baby’s first action when coming to this world is to try to kill my woman, then it’s definitely bad vibes and i don’t want it.

[Amber Lyn @amberbeaubien]

@aamnaqureshi_ i bawled my eyes out for weeks when i left for college because i wasnt in the same house as her. she is the only person who knows my brain better than me. she understands me. it was hard to “leave” her

[Amber Lyn @amberbeaubien]

@jzux my therapist is high school told me that there was no reason i should have suicidal thoughts because i have a good life

[Amber Lyn @amberbeaubien]

@raisintinybabes at the preschool i work at, if a kid is out for 3 days due to sickness( it can just be a cough) they have to get a doctors note to return. i tell parents to try and get a note from talking to a nurse over the phone

[Myth @neurowonderful]

The five neurodivergent love languages: infodumping, parallel play, support swapping, Please Crush My Soul Back Into My Body, and "I found this cool rock/button/leaf/etc and thought you would like it"

[Amber Lyn @amberbeaubien]

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[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Today i learned that Capybaras are chill with everyone. Here they are getting along with the entire animal kingdom. Real life Disney princesses.

[Hayley McMahon, MSPH, CPH @McMisoprostol]

🧵 I expect that many people who can access them will be taking a lot more pregnancy tests once Roe v. Wade is overturned, so here’s a quick thread are on some of the most common misconceptions I’ve seen about pregnancy tests and detecting unintended pregnancy:

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

men need girlfriends bc who else will slap the spoiled roast beef out of their hands before they can eat it

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Am I wrong for thinking Kung Fu Panda is the best movie trilogy of all time??

[Amber Lyn @amberbeaubien]

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[sydney bristow news & updates @coledelbyck]

A+ deflection work from this model who was seen kissing timothee chalamet at coachella

[Amber Lyn @amberbeaubien]

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