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[yami @chanelbbh]

do you know what it’s like to see a girl get told by one guy that her fairy tale dreams are unrealistic and then the next guy that walks in gives her everything she’s ever dreamed of? like carl and aniya’s story couldn’t have been written better by shonda rhymes herself

[jude @wishfu1l]

baby give this season an emmy immediately im deadass

[Wayne Waldrop @WayneWaldropW]

The Declaration of Independence quite literally tells us to overthrow a government exactly like the one we have right now.

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

Never regret the love you give. It returns to you in another time, in another person, in other circumstances, but it always comes back to you.

[Mak @mak_aura]

When kids' entertainment was separate from adult entertainment >>>>>>

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Yep 😭marriage is deeper than chemistry and cute dates. That's the person who'll hold you together through grief, sickness, childbirth and every hard season life throws at you.

[KinglyPancakes @KinglyPancakes]

Guys, the baby eating satanists told us that aliens are real and that we should focus on that and not the fact that they are baby eating satanists

[Pubity @pubity]

Since Spirit Airlines began service in 1992, they never had a fatal crash. They're closing down with a perfect record.

Every Spirit flight that ever took off landed safely.

[ꕤ @ohgodiluvny]

this really puts into perspective how huge britney was at the time, what 19 year old preforms with THE Michael Jackson with only 3 albums out ?

[🧙🏼‍♀️ @amberbritany]

tell ‘em real btches back in style 🍾

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

whatever you choose to do when we’re not on good terms is what you’ve been wanting to do all along

[kat @yslnadi]

Acts of service being your love language, but not being comfortable asking people for anything

[🧙🏼‍♀️ @amberbritany]

OVERRRRRRLEIGHH 🗣️

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

The 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. We were coding our MySpace profiles, jailbreaking iPhones, and pirating music on limewire for our mp3s.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone decides to have no common sense around me:

[barney @barneyxbt]

just a reminder that 95% of the worlds history is unknown due to the burning of the library of alexandria..

guess who burned it

[Bre-40 @CatwalkBre]

They are pricing us out of life and y’all solution is just to lock in and make more money.

[Huey @HAv2RtrnVdeoTps]

Charging people for the air they breathe? Interesting!

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.