Amber

Feminist. Queer Lady Writer. Apple Sauce Connoisseur. #BLM

[Amber @amberclack]

@TS13ontour Does anyone know if they’ve done LA yet?

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Everyone at Figaro Bistrot when you use the sidewalk:

[Amber @amberclack]

@tswifterastour Looking for 2 tickets to in LA, Glendale, or Vegas!

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Me explaining the differences between the 3 Burbank AMCs to people not from LA:

[Amber @amberclack]

@tswifterastour 2 tickets for an of the LA shows 🥹

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@sd31x singing the song now

[Amber @amberclack]

@NevSchulman @KamieCrawford I’ve been watching so much Catfish while WFH that my chihuahua stops barking to watch with me.

[Amber @amberclack]

@jamiephanekham My bisexuality is just this and women.

[Amber @amberclack]

The Book of Mormon is just Bible fanfic, yeah?

[Alex Falcone @alex_falcone]

The truth is there are no Christian republicans. None. You can say you are but you are misreading one or both of those mission statements.

[Amber @amberclack]

It’s actually homophobic for a Home Depot employee to ask me if I need help finding anything.

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@sd31x The Devil ✨Went Down✨ to Georgia

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Happy Father’s Day to the Father of the 110:

[Amber @amberclack]

I forgot I wasn’t muted in an all hands today, so I was, sadly, heard asking my dog, “do you want up ups??? Does the queen want up ups from her servant?” I will recover, but not in this lifetime.

[Amber @amberclack]

@TooBrittToQuit1 This is why I date women.

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My girlfriend doesn’t have a Twitter, so I have to screenshot and text her funny tweets like a fucking straight person.

[Amber @amberclack]

The dental floss currently holding my sanity together is that my chihuahua’s day is made every time she gets to accompany me to the bathroom for another iced coffee fueled poop explosion. We call them Mom Poop Party Time. She is my greatest champion.

[Amber @amberclack]

POV: your mom leaves you with your nanny and the cat tries to touch your fucking bee.

[Amber @amberclack]

POV tagging along on your gf’s work trip and the branding team obliterated the deck she spent 16 hours building (12:48am)

[Amber @amberclack]

@TooBrittToQuit1 It’s okay, love. Being a “vivacious ally” is the gateway drug.