Amber

[Amber @amberdenisec]

I’m one more pregnancy announcement away from starting my mornings by snorting a line of birth control.

[Amber @amberdenisec]

Went on a date with a guy that didn’t know he had a glow up and let me tell you guys, that man is the best date I’ve ever been on. Cute and insanely kind? Consistent compliments? Healthy communication? wtf is this

[Kassie Watt @kassieepstein]

I am begging the @wickedmovie marketing team to invite these guys to ANY of the premiere events PLEASE

[Stoolies🏴‍☠️ @SpacesStoolies]

@stoolpresidente @KyleTims @warnermusic They can’t stop it. @warnermusic is very weak. Small like ZB.

[Amber @amberdenisec]

Came back from a date for my 16 yr old sister to say “literally, your fit is eating” and walk away. That’s the biggest compliment I’ve ever received from her. Im shook.

[The Field of 68 @TheFieldOf68]

Imagine explaining this to someone 5 months ago

[Amber @amberdenisec]

@xrrant @WyattPuppers She’s so cute! 🥹 but I just look at her and I know she smells like a little travel sized Frito factory.😂

[Amber @amberdenisec]

Cracked my phone on Sunday and I finally mustered up the courage to tell my dad. He immediately FaceTimed me to help me order a new one. Every now and then, I do forget that I’m 26 and not 16.

[Amber @amberdenisec]

I am dating the absolute definition of “if he wanted to, he would.” This man broke his phone. Screen demolished. He goes to his truck to connect to his bluetooth to call me. Set his laptop up so he could text me. Just because he wants to talk to me.

[Amber @amberdenisec]

Name a better place to be at mentally than when you’re double fisting michelobs while singing Love Story. I’ll wait.

[Amber @amberdenisec]

@Russellisbossyo Everyone loved her, but I know she knew that you loved her the most! You gave her the best life a pup could want. 🫶🏻

[Amber @amberdenisec]

Full disclosure, I was not aware of how the draft actually works until this past weekend when my boyfriend explained it to me. I really am just a girl.

[Amber @amberdenisec]

This promotion has been an absolute dream. Then I took a half day on Friday. Came back to 300 emails waiting for me. I’m off all day next Friday for my sister’s wedding and I’m terrified.

[Amber @amberdenisec]

What’s absolutely wild to me is when you tell someone your needs and they meet them. Like, wtf is this? No gaslighting? What do I do now?… this seems healthy or something.

[Amber @amberdenisec]

@seareaaaa 2024 is the year that we stop accepting less than we deserve. 💅

[Amber @amberdenisec]

Dating a nice guy is seriously a mind boggling experience.

[Amber @amberdenisec]

@xrrant I cry too easy for you to be that sweet.🥹 Thank you! 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[Amber @amberdenisec]

Dating someone kind is seriously a whole new world. Told him I liked the lilac bush in his grandmas yard and he asked me where I wanted him to plant one in his. Told him I liked watching birds. He asked where I wanted him to hang a bird feeder at. Like,is this how it should be?🥹

[Amber @amberdenisec]

Absolutely baffling when someone makes you realize “if he wanted to, he would.”

[Amber @amberdenisec]

If a man were to shoot his shot with a friendship bracelet with his phone number on it, I’d fall in love too.

[Amber @amberdenisec]

My car goes into the shop
Mechanic: did something happen to throw your alignment off?
Me: *thinks of all the potholes I’ve hit on 71 and all the curbs I’ve just demolished*
Me: I mean, yeah. You could say that.