Prosecco Padre

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[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

Ever since I got his ass, my phone only hold pics/videos of him or me & him together. I have very few of me by myself 😻😒😅

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

Summertime fine ☀️🥵

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

I saw so many stars tonight 🥺🥺🥺❤️

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

Took a walk to clear my head tonight and felt my grandma with me 🥺

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

When she was alive she told me stories of how her brother (who had recently passed) said his job would be to put the stars in the sky. She said she’d be his supervisor.

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

Going to Trader Joe’s is like being at a packed clurb… but with organic avocados

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

Y’all thought I was being funny when I said he said “banana fall on you”

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

My bar tender looks like @mintybongwater and I love that he brings me the same joy 🥰

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

Getting Rick Rolled was the original clickbait

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

Roc nation will not get away with this “slowed and reverbed” version of Wannabe by not the Spice Girls because this isn’t the original

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

I be just knowing they have a little crack on them for some reason 🤣🤣

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

I fault judge Mathis for my ability to smell a crack head when they walk through the door 😩

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

@Trevae90 This the tweet

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

Ion understand my people and wanting to take a vacation to just sit in the hotel/villa all day and watch Netflix. I came to do some shit

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

Somebody teach me that lil dance Uzi be doing so I can stay hip in the clurrrb

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

Chance fucked me up on Jimmy Fallon. Can’t hear hot in here and not sing it with a country music twang 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

They all at the table talking about Medicare and retirements and I’m over here like “my cat likes whipped cream. We eat it as a midnight snack” 🥴😵

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

Why my parents insist on having me tag along to their double dates with couples that they don’t care for is beyond me

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

Sitting at the bar. Having sinus issues (sniffling) and shitty crumbly mascara getting in my eye causing it to tear up something bad. I’m not crying I promise it’s just bad timing for both 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

[Prosecco Padre @ambergernfries]

@DtheNP @anightwithMAY_ This entire thread! I’m the only black person at my workplace and I’m hyper vigilant on what is being said to me and around me for these very reasons. AND IM THE BOSS�� well of my team at least. (I have a boss too so I’m not like THE boss lol)