Amber Goebel

forever trying to make the perfect call script. she/her/hers

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

I love Christmas so much I gave myself whiplash rocking out to @trans_siberian

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

Today is a toaster in the bathtub kind of day.

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

When @twentyonepilots said “on fumes I am runnin’, runnin’, runnin’” I felt that.

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

Just submitted my first app for an SM position since Covid and it’s exciting and scary and I’m actually nervous…..

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

It’s a candles, movies, and cleaning kinda day.

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

OHMYGOD. I finally realized why the song is called 34+35... wow. My innocent mind cannot handle this 😂😂

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

@oc_blondee Yep. Yep it is.

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

Yeah I’m having a Super Bowl party... it’s me, cross stitching, and not watching football.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the jonas brothers went to the year 3000. they could have warned us about covid-19 but chose not to

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

Why do I have to find out from Twitter the Nashville was affected by a suicide bomber? Why is this not on the news?

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

I’m all for the pardon power, but it should be used in all instances to cure injustices, not to help friends and associates evade justice.

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

Best email signature I’ve ever seen 😂

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

The deepest irony of this whole “I’m a Republican so I only respect doctors who are medical doctors,” thing is that 300,000 Americans are dead because Republicans didn’t respect medical doctors.

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

Honestly work is gr(okay)eat right now cause everyone is asking the same question and I just have to send out pre typed responses saying ‘no, your package probably won’t make it for the holidays cause you ordered a presale that’s isn’t being made till January’

[Arthur Jones @tweetsbyarthur]

yeah sex is cool but what about when someone turns on a tap onstage and water comes out. i lose my shit every time. a complete miracle and instant five-star show

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

Who wants to play a game? It’s called am I experiencing period symptoms or COVID symptoms?

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

@courtchristii You to anxiety:

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

I’m going to state the obvious but the customer is not always right, sometimes the customer is extremely dumb

[Amber Goebel @ambergosm]

Honestly one of the few benefits of not working in theatre the past few months is that I’ve finally been able to grow my nails out 💅🏻