Amber

Where you invest your love, you invest your life

[Amber @amberhams]

Im flying to to LA, breaking Raquels galaxy light, pulling off Sandovals white fingernails, and burning down tom tom. After a full day of work you can find me eating a sandwich at something about her. #VanderpumpRules

[Amber @amberhams]

NFL is so rigged.

[Amber @amberhams]

@NFL These refs really gave it their all to make sure the chiefs made it. #nflrigged

[Amber @amberhams]

These refs 🤯

[Amber @amberhams]

@UFCEurope Wow get new refs . What a fucking joke

[Amber @amberhams]

Yeah Lisa the calendar method and pull out sounds like a foolproof combination…… 🤯

[Lisa @4peacelover]

@POTUS Oh yeah there's calendar method too. This combined with condoms, spermacide, diaphragm, bc pills, bc patch, intra uterine type, or men pull out in time. Combine any, there is no excuse for abortions. If after preventing, then a baby grows? Then HAS to be Gods will👍🤗✌️💐

[Amber @amberhams]

Pulled a hamstring muscle changing a light bulb yesterday. This js 30

[Amber @amberhams]

Saddest thing I’ve read all week actually heartbroken 💔

[Lucky's Stout House @LuckysCbus]

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[Lucky's Stout House @LuckysCbus]

🍀🍀PLEASE READ🍀🍀

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[HighHeels/LowMorals @lessisabore]

Got so bored I made a sex tape.

[Amber @amberhams]

Mint juleps are gross. Sue me.

[Amber @amberhams]

A guy has asked me 4 times as a date to take my dog on a walk.. 1- is this your go to for a first date? and 2- are you trying to steal my dog?

[Amber @amberhams]

My thoughts as soon as I wake up: how can I kill these birds, should I get a water dispenser by my bed, why is meatloaf so gross.

[Amber @amberhams]

@thabasterd False. You’re forgetting French toast sticks at Burger King , White Castle has waffle bfast sandwiches with fresh cracked eggs. Idk if there is truly one best option just depends on the mood

[Amber @amberhams]

Add in tiger woods and this right here is the list

[Amber @amberhams]

I know im getting old bc I got excited about Ohio mulch’s text to let me know about their gift card sale (and yes I signed up for text alerts)

[Amber @amberhams]

Man the responses . Bet he wasn’t expecting that 😂

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Joe Biden has authorized additional US taxpayer money to fund the Wuhan Institute of Virology through 2024

Why would anyone think this is okay to sign off on?

[Amber @amberhams]

Woke up on my couch with 1 shoe on.... The 11pm curfew needs to come back 🥴

[Amber @amberhams]

@britttilt Wait we both can’t be the pickle friend (also this sounds wrong)

[Amber @amberhams]

A beach vacation sounds nice