Amber Jans

Hi I'm v tired! • Disabled, impoverished, mad abt the plague, tired, tired, there are good things too, profound inability to summarize, love Jesus & also people

[Amber Jans @amberjans]

Naomi talking to her widowed daughter-in-law like

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

once like 15 years ago i was agonizing over a crush and my friend said, 'go to him in the night' and insisted that's what all men want. and it is ridiculous advice but any time anyone i know has a crush i want to be like, 'go to him in the night'

[Amber Jans @amberjans]

@DGarrettDG this is a good one and deserves recognition

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

CAPE VERDE BECOMES THE SMALLEST NATION TO EVER MAKE THE KNOCKOUTS AT THE WORLD CUP

[Amber Jans @amberjans]

@DGarrettDG what if each team is allowed 2 small offsides. lol

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

I’m sorry I doubted you

[Amber Jans @amberjans]

Vile.

[Variety @Variety]

Nearly 1,000 Actors, Agents and More Sign Open Letter Against 'Major Studio' Demanding Child Actors Allow Their Voices to Be Used for AI https://t.co/D76pQ2es8E

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

Democrats complaining to their donors about their voters

[Amber Jans @amberjans]

not to make a hierarchy or anything and mental illnesses are often comorbid with these anyway, but, like, it's another thing. tbc

[Amber Jans @amberjans]

while I'm complaining, fyi ADHD and autism aren't "mental illnesses," they're neurodevelopmental disorders

[Inkfy @inkfycreates]

The whole "autistic people should just control their meltdowns" discourse reminds me of the "People with Tourette syndrome should just control what they say". People do not understand disorders and why they are labelled as such.

[Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler]

I wouldn't say that coprolite is my favourite fossil, but it's a solid number two

[Amber Jans @amberjans]

"see it's always self infantilizing and playing the victim!!! never taking responsibly" 🙄 sighhhhhhhhhh

[Amber Jans @amberjans]

fuck toddlers too man, those evil babies would be on time if they actually loved you

[Amber Jans @amberjans]

"babies are selfish though"

I don't think giving toddlers great regard for your time would generally enable most to be particularly punctual lol

"we're talking about adults"

okay so you agree that human capacities for executive functioning can vary then

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

the thing about adhd is you’ll read these long threads full of a thousand little strategies people adopt, always stacked because one redundancy is never enough, and you’ll expend all this mental energy, still end up late, and a neurotypical will go “if you cared you’d be on time”

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Thanks to Watergate, we know that Nixon’s staff broke into his political opponent’s HQ & Ellsberg’s psychiatrist’s office, and that Nixon himself approved obstructing justice to cover these crimes up, tried to use the IRS to punish enemies, and was cool with breaking finance law

[Amber Jans @amberjans]

you see, the reason ppl w ADHD are often more punctual when medicated is simply bc the prescription is for RESPECT pills

Drs go 'yes I will medicate them into caring abt their friends finally' and then since they care for the 1st time they decide to stop being intentionally mean

[Dylan 🌧🐢⛈️ @DGarrettDG]

everybody's making so much shit up lol. we gotta move on

[Disabled Trash Witch♿ @StinkRatsCharms]

If you can't handle someone crying on the floor at work you'd better be fighting for higher disability payments and more services/assistance and for an easier application process with a higher and faster approval rate or just keep to yourself bro

[Celine Castronuovo @cecelou18]

SCOOP: White House adviser Stephen Miller was the driving force behind DOJ’s memo authorizing states to institutionalize people with disabilities rather than fund community-based care, said people briefed on the situation.

From @benjaminpenn and me: https://t.co/cH9OITQgLd

[Amber Jans @amberjans]

@ChairByThWindow @WAWoloszyn @ShayWoulahan yes. some people have impairment in certain skills. EXACTLY lol