ambeer_joy

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I’m such a “but I feel bad” type of person

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

A big part of being a midwesterner is pretending that a sunny 45 degrees 25 mph day is really nice out

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

In case you missed the first few days of free agency... 🔵⚪️

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You gotta love the Midwest polite but slightly aggressive “go ahead” “no you go ahead” exchanges

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

The Bachelor really needs a more diverse selection of contestants. Why is it always attractive girls? Start throwing some 2’s and 3’s into the mix. I wanna see that asshole on a hot-air balloon date with a chick who doesn’t have any teeth

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Chicken tenders Wings
Jalapeño poppers Celery

🤝
🤝 Ranch 🤝
🤝

Pizza Carrots
Salad Wraps

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember

[Bad Mikey @BadMikeyBad]

A moment of silence for everyone helping set up their parents new electronics today

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“We can’t have a blizzard in November”

Midwest: hold my corn

[Betsey Vastbinder @BVastbinder]

I’ll never get tired of this clip of American hero, John McCain, setting the record straight in public the moment he heard someone spreading hate about his political opponent. Can we make politics like this again, please?

[glizzy mcguire @iampatrickmoran]

Lizzo’s “Boys” as Michael Scott, a thread:

[ambeer_joy @amberjoyday]

@elizabethg97 Okay but when arnt you running late though?!😂

[Kelsey Jordan @itskelseyjordan]

Dear husband.... get ready for this

[carly @notcarlylol]

drunk friends at a bar: omg where did you go we thought we lost you

me:

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Driving in the Midwest:
-road construction
-pothole
-pothole
-pothole
-tractor
-deer
-train
-corn

REPEAT

[ambeer_joy @amberjoyday]

Babysitting update: tiny human: 1 carpet: 0 Amber: can never eat rice or strawberries again

[ambeer_joy @amberjoyday]

The fact that I’m babysitting and the words little shit keeps popping up in my head just shows I’m not ready for kids

[Keaton Anderson @KeatDaddy_94]

@haleeyyc All my friends are guys

[kelly khalil @KellyKhalil1]

*tornado warning in your area*
Everyone :