Amber Schroeder

Christian*Wife*Mom*SLP*NorwexConsultant*

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

I'm performing a counterattack at Monster Legends! Join the game now too! https://t.co/1Xc5ccYjK8

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

Night after Christmas. Night before back to work. My feelings are... conflicted.

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

So this week a chick walked into Walmart & attacked 5 flat-screen TVs with an ax. Why you shocked? Who hasn't considered this in a Walmart.

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

@JennPossible Very possible. #RoscatoBaby2017

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

I thought nothing could match my love for Moscato, but Roscato has. This must be what it feels like when your 2nd child is born.

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

@JennPossible I don't think of stupid when I think of you. I think of intense fabulousness!

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

@erynward6283 thank u! The day got better, & now I'm home with my fave boys! #TGIF

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

Breathing in. Breathing out.

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

Can't wait to get home & scream. Maybe throw some things. #JesusGiveMeGrace #NotAFunFriday

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

Having to track down my brother's contact info through his crazy girlfriend. #ThingsIHate

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

Ready for this week to be behind me. Appalled at the mass of selfish attitudes & behaviors surrounding me, & praying for graciousness.

[Proverbs 31 @Proverbs31org]

"Don't shine so others can see you. Shine so that, through you, others can see Him.” -@CSLewis

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

Skating to Jesus Christ Superstar would guarantee anyone the gold. Well played, Russia.

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

Hmmm. God heard my prayer on Sunday & sent me a plan! http://t.co/aY9QTpOsg8

[The Gazette @csgazette]

Here's what it takes to get a snow day across the US. http://t.co/xx1OGgEs2r

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

Shout out to @BedBathBeyond ! Didn't know my product was on an extended, post Black Friday special, & saved a happy $28! Thx!!!

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

"Man who understands 8% of Obamacare vigorously defends it from man who understands 5%." @TheOnion

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

@JennPossible @amschroed89 just updated his. He says the app icons look more cartoony, but otherwise it's the same.

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

@JennPossible yes! 2 months on Thursday. And no. No we haven't seen each other nearly enough. #ThriftingDaysAhead?

[Amber Schroeder @amberkays]

Even after nearly 2 months I still get this giddy grin every time I need to update my address to CO! #HomeSweetHome