Amber Mayor

Epically Awesome

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

Haven't been on here in a while. I missed a lot :(

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

@MaciBookoutMTV Maci, you are an amazing woman & mother. I am a teen mom myself to an almost 3 year old boy. You are an inspiration to me.

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

@kyleking100 You, Maci & Bentley are the cutest little family ever <3

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

@xMAC15x You silly boy

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

@xMAC15x sounds like you had a bad vacation.

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

Bah, can't sleep :(

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in? That's God, playing The Sims, canceling your action.

[ღSoDamnSlutty ღ™┌∩┐ @SoDamnSlutty]

Girls, close your legs, moan less, and think more. No REAL man wants a girl who's slept with every guy on the block.

[Obama Knows @BarackaKnows]

That cereal, will give you superpowers in the morning. Super Obama.

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

Good morning my loves! :)

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

@snooki So excited to see the Snooki & Jwoww show tonight!! Love you two! xo

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

Did some brain training. Now my head hurts. Guess that means it worked? lol

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

Earth Harp, William Close, America's got talent, FULL: http://t.co/yrmMpifk via @youtube
Fucking Amazing

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

Quote from Youtube
"I growl on the toilet"
Never laughed so fucking hard in my life.

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

@hateit2 Goes shopping for one thing. Spends $200... http://t.co/ULYb5Psr #RWP

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

@Best_of_FML LMFAO

[Didn't Know I Wanted That @Best_of_FML]

Today, I found out that by brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of warcraft money. FML

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

Cleaning in the heat, damn it's hawt!

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(614): last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer

[Amber Mayor @Amberliiee]

Teen wolf!! OOWWWWOOOO