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Cooler than your average person.

She/her

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When you remember your best friend sucks now

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How is it possible to be so sweaty by 7am

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It is such a burden to hydrate I have to pee literally every hour or less

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Rich
In ideas that make me want to spiral out of existing

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

55 crunchy tacos
55 soft tacos
55 bean burritos
55 cheesy roll ups
55 sausage breakfast crunchwraps
100 nacho fries
100 cheesy fiesta potatoes
100 doritos locos tacos (supreme)
100 crunchwraps
100 mexican pizzas
55 steak quesadillas
55 beefy melt burritos
55 spicy potato soft tacos
55 cinnabon delights
55 baja blasts
and
155 sauce packets

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I just want to lay in my hammock in the forest and forget I exist

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I love that I can buy strawberries at 1 am when walking home

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A group of kids asked me if baby girl was pregnant and I had to not beat them up

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@nancyconfetti 😭😭😭

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I don't even know how many jobs I've applied to since August and have literally heard back from one. Someone hire me pls.

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Why does Ashley Rs family on Farmer wants a wife have a MOCKINGBIRD IN A CAGE?????

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Just called my boss who already thinks I'm too casual dude

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@nancyconfetti Omg the bow lmao

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Is it possible to not be tired at 2pm?

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Omg I can't stop hiccuping and Mike's in a Manhattan target bathroom

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@mynamesalex Or the ones that wait on line to board the plane

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Filing your taxes as a NYC resident means you have to survive off ramen noodles for at least the next 13 months

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Easter(n) towhee