Amber Jones

a human woman trying her best

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

@HJBosch21 The most expensive girl

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

@AllieG as a GIFT no less

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

justice for 4town

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Nobody Like U’ from Pixar’s ‘TURNING RED’ did not make the Best Original Song shortlist for the Oscars.

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

@matthewjsinger Really like your strategy here

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

@caitiedelaney Add in the drink

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

Kids: We’re playing miners!
Me: Okay yeah but it’s bedtime.
Kids: … we’re playing bedtime miners.

They got me there.

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

I covered one year of hockey for @theblockm and in that one season apparently interviewed all three of Michigan’s most recent head coaches.

[TRAFON(s Backup Account) @RiseFallNickBck]

I still can't believe this is gonna be a real movie.

[Rebecca Traister @rtraister]

"With sorrow—for this Court, but more, for the many millions of American women who have today lost a fundamental constitutional protection—we dissent."

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

Me: This is my new dress.
Him: That’s cute, do you like it?
Me: Yeah I mean it’s good to have a nice basic dress in your closet for whatever occasion.
Him: Like for Gaston?

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

Ordered a smocked dress as is the style today. Tried it on and showed to my fashion-loving 7yo, who gave me a face and said “you look like a villager.”

Discouraged but not defeated, I decided to try a new audience: my husband.

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

@AllieG don’t do it. Pay https://t.co/M0DHCfvd7x to do it.

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

Bridgerton s2 answers the question what if we made an entire season of television that’s this

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

@HJBosch21 Broke my 60 day streak 😭😭 and my spirit

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

We love you to the moon, Michigan and Northwestern!

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

@Herring_NBA Congrats Chris! Wishing you a wonderful pub day 🎉

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

A message to @Nickelodeon from my 6-year-old daughter, who watched the #NickWildCard enthusiastically, waiting for someone to get slimed.

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

Got a concussion sledding head first into a tree and my friends laid me in my sled like it was a little stretcher

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Every Midwesterner has a childhood memory of the near death sledding experience

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

My kids call question marks “mystery marks” and I never want them to stop.

[Amber Jones @ambermjo]

@HJBosch21 @mmschocolate Washed down with a 50 cent pop
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