Don’t you just love how your body is like “hey bestie, no baby this month. And to show you this I’m going to make you look pregnant for about a week or two.”
@Chime second pay period in a row my deposit is coming late. And please do not give me the canned response of the channels it but go through, payroll says you have it.
@Starbucks honey citrus mint tea has been sold out for WEEKS for mobile ordering, both at my regular shop as well as at all of the closest 10 shops in the downtown area. What’s up with this? Do the stores have this marked incorrectly for some reason?
@titogotcoins @ppandthebrain An anti nihilist is someone who knows how terrible the world is, but instead of giving into the utter despair decides to create meaning, values, and purpose on life.
@PortlandPolice is it normal for 911 dispatch to not even listen to callers before sending them to the non emergency line? I’m attempting to report an active crime in my neighborhood hood and they wouldn’t even give me 5 seconds to explain.
How depressed am I you ask?
Depressed enough to know that strawberry Air Heads taste pretty good with Charles Shaw Pinot Noir. I honestly don’t regret it one bit.
@beautyofsg @OnlySeverinsen @MCombobulated @HereForTheTea2 Does she not get that people from Europe who are not black, are white? Italian lineage sure. But she is white.
@OnlySeverinsen @beautyofsg @MCombobulated @HereForTheTea2 You’re Norwegian. Of course y’all are considered white. Are YOU really this ignorant? Your brother naturally tans that dark. She does not. Personal anecdotes don’t change what has been shown time and time again.