Amber ⚾️’Connor

On the grind @FetchRewards 🐕. Philly sports fanatic. Ancient astronaut theorist. Double spacing enthusiast. #DMB stan. Fan Club Prez of @b_harr27.

[Amber ⚾️’Connor @ambers]

Puerto Ric-AO 🇵🇷♥️🎂🎉

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@Eggveal_ 😂😂😂😂

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@DONDlNGLE 👎👎👎

[Cole Jaczko @colejaczko]

A mentor said to me:
"You're either a +1, 0, or -1 in every interaction"

& that's really all you need to know about magnetic energy

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@julzrulzz Same!

[Sharran Srivatsaa @sharran]

I’m 46. Trust me on this: An overabundance of distraction creates a poverty of focus. To do great things, we must do fewer things.

[Amber ⚾️’Connor @ambers]

@stoolpresidente Abruzzi Pizza in Langhorne. Their Trenton inspired chambersburg pie is unfucking real!

DeLorenzo's The Burg in Levittown or Hamilton NJ.

Beddia Pizza in Philly.

[Amber ⚾️’Connor @ambers]

@_GrooGruxQueen_ Very happy with this ♥️

[PMT Stats @PmtStats]

Phillies hitters with the season on the line

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Chump City #Phillies #RedOctober

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@babyonaplane wtf

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@RBonner_ Same. We’re doomed.

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NOLA YOU POS. ARE WE SERIOUS?????????

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NOLA IS A LIABILITY. HES A BUM.

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Imagine having to brag about selling out a home postseason game on Twitter 😂😂

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Braves Country has spoken: tonight’s game is SOLD OUT.

#LetItFly

[Amber ⚾️’Connor @ambers]

In the history of postseason baseball, there have only been two times when two lefty hitters have hit back-to-back homers off a lefty.

Schwarber and Harper yesterday.

The other? Ruth and Gehrig 98 years ago.

#Phillies #RedOctober #LFGGGGGG

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TABLE FOR TWO AT THE CHOPHOUSE!!

Can’t wait for the @Phillies to kick ass tonight.

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@MarkFusetti Yes!!! LFG @Phillies!! Phillies have NEVER lost a playoff series to the Braves.

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@httpsosweet @b_harr27 ♥️

[Jelly 果冻糕 @jellyjellycake]

how can you not believe in God when octopuses DREAM and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little SKIN POCKET and cows have BEST FRIENDS and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through INTERPRETIVE DANCE and they have REGIONAL DIALECTS??

cats are PURRING at frequencies associated with bone healing??? forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing FLOWERS??? dolphins literally invent NAMES for themselves and yell them across the ocean??? penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the PERFECT LITTLE ROCK to give their beloved???

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD.

goats have ACCENTS. rats GIGGLE when you tickle them. elephants mourn their dead. whales make SONGS and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new hit single.

monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN. sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an OCEAN they have never seen, disappear into it for like THIRTY YEARS and then somehow come back to THE SAME BEACH???

birds can see COLORS THAT WE CANNOT SEE. there are colors happening RIGHT NOW that we don’t even get to know about.

there are sea slugs that eat algae and STEAL ITS CHLOROPLASTS and then are just like great thanks I’ll be PHOTOSYNTHESIZING NOW. there are mushrooms communicating underground. there are seeds sitting in the dirt for DECADES like no actually I will wait.

squirrels plant MILLIONS OF TREES because they simply cannot remember where they put their snacks.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG, DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC SOUP, REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND LEAVES.

and you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a 70-foot oak tree??? nobody tells it what to do??? it just has TREE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE IT???

your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. and that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on ELECTRICITY without you even asking it to???

the iron in your BLOOD was made inside a STAR.

I’M SORRY?????

we are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of FIRE and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?????????