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[amb @amberschoff]

@benwag247 @BrettHollander The Cooley’s enjoying the game at the Lake in Alaska #GoOs

[amb @amberschoff]

2 truths and a lie except it’s 3 outrageous lies so I know what you *really* think of me

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

Yeah gone girl is good but scrappy doo being in charge of the take down of spooky island is the psychological thriller of the 21st century

[amb @amberschoff]

Having a meltdown bc 15 feels too quiet on my tv but 20 feels too loud

[amb @amberschoff]

I just unironically said “you can do this” to myself when I went to go pee with wet nail polish maybe it’s time to stop working from home

[amb @amberschoff]

Eating jalapeño chips and then rubbing my eyes just to feel something

[ebs♡ @ebonyiasia]

all bitches wanna do is go out to eat and drink margaritas and i am 100000% bitches

[amb @amberschoff]

GOD I love the mute function on social media

[Cunter @HunterWooood]

I love pride and prejudice but the zombies version is better and you can’t tell me it’s not lmao

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

Girls don't want boys. They want the covid vaccine and a nice apartment

[amb @amberschoff]

Dogs that snore a lil when they’re asleep make my heart melt

[lurk laugh loathe @thisisminenowk]

Seasonal depression seems fake until it's randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you took a party drug.

[amb @amberschoff]

@AKAE556 You really chose violence today huh

[Ashtyn Evans @AKAE556]

The captions make them great and I’m only a little ashamed HAHAHA

[Ashtyn Evans @AKAE556]

Morning announcements in middle school...so much worse @amberschoff

[amb @amberschoff]

@pajamalord @AKAE556 Please put the drafts on the tl I’m bored

[amb @amberschoff]

I would arguably say the worst part of winter hikes is taking off the 8 layers of clothes you had to put on

[amb @amberschoff]

Absolutely floors me that some people don’t obsessively check they’re muted in big calls with 100s of people and actually aren’t muted but also aren’t paying attention to people asking them to mute, creating some of the most annoying meetings known to man

[amb @amberschoff]

I would accidentally fill up my apartment with gas from the stove when it’s literally zero and my windows are froze shut should I be allowed to live alone