Amber Starzman

wazzu baby

[Amber Starzman @amberstarzman]

Cheese can fix it

[Amber Starzman @amberstarzman]

I love being an adult. I can touch anything in the store and not get yelled at by my mom.

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

GUESS WHAT IT'S #NationalPizzaDay SOOOOO​

RT FOR YOUR CHANCE TO #WinDominosPizza FOR A YEAR. A YEARRRRRRRRR.​

Rules: https://t.co/hrf9EL0Rok

[Mildly Interesting @interest_mild]

I work at a thrift store and found this vaccine card from 1956. Felt weirdly timely

[bad snacks @lilbadsnacks]

I can’t stop thinking about this poem my sister sent

[sio @bestinsio]

why can’t a cover letter be “I want to work here soo bad. Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please”

[bri beibi ཐི⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ @briannaaemi]

you can send Valentine’s Day cards to the kids at St Jude’s, it’s free and only takes 2 mins. make a patient remember that they’re loved, link is in my bio<3

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

[shannel @shannel_lynn]

If you’ve ever used a porta potty at The Gorge Amphitheater, you do not need to worry about what’s in the covid vaccine

[Papa Throw’s Picks @PapaThrowsPicks]

We know it sucks not getting ready for the Apple Cup tomorrow, but hopefully this will put a smile on your face. Until we see ya next time, as always......COUGS BY 50! #CougsBy50 #GoCougs

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

A retired Royal Marine suffering from degenerative Parkinson’s Disease. Watch the moment his world was changed forever..

These scientific achievements deserve to be shared.

[hannah @discounthannah]

Physically I’m here, but mentally I’m down by the banks of the hanky panky where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank-y

[♉️🪴✨ @_brittanyyy__]

Thank you! Do these people think surgeons who wear them for hours just be passing out while their patients are open on the table!? 😭😭