mr. nice dyke

tender as the night and twice as gay

[mr. nice dyke @amberstoppit]

this tweet has been in my drafts for weeks i have no idea what i was gonna say

[mr. nice dyke @amberstoppit]

becoming the person

[mr. nice dyke @amberstoppit]

becoming the person

[m @somniawaltz]

I’m going to be honest I just burst into tears

[mr. nice dyke @amberstoppit]

i feel like i’m constantly on the precipice of changing everything about my life but every day i’m just a little too tired

[mr. nice dyke @amberstoppit]

texted everyone i know to tell them that tomorrow is astronomically the luckiest day of the year #teameffort #thisishowwewin

[mr. nice dyke @amberstoppit]

sue me i wanna be wanted

[mr. nice dyke @amberstoppit]

tried to make eye contact and smile in solidarity with a south philly butch on her front doorstep and she rolled her eyes and flicked her cigarette at me

[mr. nice dyke @amberstoppit]

telling men i’m 17 so they’ll leave me alone #idgaf

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Zosia Mamet joins the cast of ‘INDUSTRY’ Season 5.

[mr. nice dyke @amberstoppit]

teenage boy with his phone out stopped me on my walk and i got so scared he was gonna ask me what i was listening to for a tiktok and i’d have to either lie or say the reynolds pamphlet from hamilton

[mr. nice dyke @amberstoppit]

sushi party tray + 3 edibles + lil huddy tubi movie

[mr. nice dyke @amberstoppit]

my dad just revealed to us all that his favorite song of all time is brokenhearted by karmin

[mr. nice dyke @amberstoppit]

committing voter fraud (getting my younger sister to download the love island app and vote for trinity and bryce)

[maisie ୭ 🧁 @ammasdoll]

no amy adams for sharp objects…. Ok

[laur 🛸 @bridgehers]

dancing with my girls only having two drinks then leaving

[mr. nice dyke @amberstoppit]

doing research

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got into a lyft and he immediately changed the music to the yeah yeah yeahs #yeah

[mr. nice dyke @amberstoppit]

that moment when you say something out loud and realize #youmightbetheproblem

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i have to stop assuming all bald men are gay