Me trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Are you mad at me?
Dear Millennials and voting youths, You have to show up. You have to show up. You have to show up. You have to show up. You have to show up. You have to show up. You have to show up. You have to show up. You have to show up. 2018 and beyond depend on you. #AlabamaSenateElection
happy birthday to my fav 🎂🎉⭐️ the world truly blessed me with the greatest friend & I could not be more thankful to have you in my life 💐 Love you 💖
In America, you don't say "sexual predator" you say, "President of the United States" which means, "it's 2017 and men are still not held accountable for their actions." Isn't that amazing? https://t.co/ntSHzHINjA
ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.
Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.