Amber Brooks

I intend to live forever; so far so good

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@ThatZachWilson Oh man. That looks delicious

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@andysquyres That’s just not fair

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@zyonthemap Omg!

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@shedd_aquarium https://t.co/8U0lfxYGbU.god 😍😍😍😍😍

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@cmullinsmusic Theology? Perhaps. Lowering the goodness of God to match our pain seems more common.

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@seanfeucht I turned into carry on luggage 🤷🏽‍♀️ #free

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@united are “forward thinking” and letting you ‘fly as you identify’. Who just turned into “carry on luggage” for a free ticket?! #makeitworkforyou

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@united I identify as a suitcase. You get $25 and I get to go anywhere. And probly weigh less than my “brothers” Thanks

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Sometimes the wisest thing you can say is “I don’t know”

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Prayer groups aren’t a spiritual way to cloak gossip. #dearchurch

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There’s a big difference between honor and idolatry. #celebritychristianity

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@Delta Can you dm me a good way to contact you? This is a complicated nightmare

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Missed my flight to London. And Rome. Thanks @Delta

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@Delta you are literally the worst. Stuck on the tarmac for a “ground delay” for 4.hours. A.k.a- we suck

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"The only reason you'll ever find God in a box is because He wants to be where we are." - Paul Young

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If I had a dollar for every time algebra has helped me in life, I would have "n" dollars.

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You're loved.

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@HappySonship That song has been stuck in my head all day. I hate myself.

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Every read stories in the Bible and think "wow...that guy was a moron!" 🙄

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@andysquyres PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER