Amber

Detroit, Schools, Parenting, Comedy & Stuff. Also listening to every album (again) in the Rolling Stone top 500 albums of all time. One by one. #RS500

[Amber @amberto]

Once upon a time I listened to every album in the #RS500 one by one and tweeted my thoughts. It took a long ass time, but it was fun. Welp, they updated the list and I ain't got shit else to do besides raise and educate my kids during a pandemic so LET'S DO IT AGAIN, SHALL WE?

[Amber @amberto]

Would love to see you at this incredible Silent Auction for @AcademyPalmer - our incredible DPSCD school. This event is adults only, but open to all and will be a great night of food, music and raising money for a great cause! Tickets: https://t.co/Hj6TmpF3B8

[Amber @amberto]

@GingerConstruct Noooooooo

[Amber @amberto]

@GingerConstruct Geese will absolutely fuck you up. You could prob convince a raccoon to hug it out.

[Amber @amberto]

@GingerConstruct They seem to have confirmed it now - i just don’t love wild speculation about someone’s body, esp bc many bodies still look pregnant months or years after giving birth. But congrats to her? 😂

[Amber @amberto]

Rhianna serving what normal bodies look like 9 months after you have a kid

[Amber @amberto]

Getting drunk and helping people is truly my love language

[Amber @amberto]

@MargTowski Ok I’m not sure i can handle how much you’re blowing my mind right now 🤯🤯🤯

[Amber @amberto]

@MargTowski Omg 😂😂😂 also did not realize and just saw a bumper sticker with this on it and laughed at the thought of someone intentionally sticking this on their car

[Amber @amberto]

Christine McVie is Mother

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Christine McVie was an inspiration. She spent a career moving between genres, mixing bluesy vocals with massive pop hooks and rock with balladry. She found room in a gigantic, tumultuous rock band to deliver a poetic, empathetic and sophisticated point of view. A legend.

[Amber @amberto]

148: Frank Ocean "Channel Orange" Man, I can't believe this album is 10 years old. Still great, moody, sad, longing...I think I like it more now than I did then ❤️ great little Wednesday morning record on this cloudy pre-winter day. #RS500

[Amber @amberto]

149: Remember when John Prine died right after covid started and everyone was listening to his poetically sad songs as we watched the world burn? That was #cool #RS500

[Amber @amberto]

452: John Prine “John Prine” enjoyed this. One of the better unknown things on this list. #RS500

[Amber @amberto]

@MaggieEliot This is divorce worthy behavior

[Amber @amberto]

150: Also "Atlantic City" is a Springsteen song that I don't think is celebrated enough. Sad jam but still a jam. #RS500

[Amber @amberto]

150: Taking a break from garbage tv to get back on this - still a great sad bastard album. A good sad bastard album is one that doesn't make YOU too sad. I can listen and be like, man this dude is SAD but this sounds GOOD and therefore I am not sad. #RS500

[Amber @amberto]

226: Bruce Springsteen "Nebraska" this was a lovely sad-bastard album. #RS500

[Amber @amberto]

@GingerConstruct @BourbonPlanning Have a great time!!

[Amber @amberto]

@kayleighrenel Do it! Or send him my way 😂

[Amber @amberto]

@BigVelcro But not when it’s me right? Only when it’s everyone else?

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

Thank you Detroit! That was amazing. Onward to Cleveland!

[Amber @amberto]

@Winter_Decay @paulscheer Look man we took it both ways 😂

[Amber @amberto]

If we can change (into Stallone costumes), and you can change, everybody can change! #hdtgm @TheSlyStallone we love you!

[HowDidThisGetMade? @HDTGM]

In Indiana we had a row of Nicholas Cages (still need a picture) in Detroit we had a row of Stallones