Amber Warners

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[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

Someone please bring me pizza

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

High schoolers do not know cafe culture. I know more about their life than about the grad school I'm looking at.

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

So this is the store I work at: Pet Store Manager Chases Down Lincoln Square Package Thieves https://t.co/qBvWyez3i4

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

@QuandtJesse what one did you get?!

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

Thought I had fugue moment today b/c I was scrapping the snow off my car and saw Chicago parking stickers on my windshield. #itwasntmycar

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

My road rage has officially hit the point of giving me headaches because I'm yelling at cars so much #amiacitydriveryet

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

I regret drinking coffee after 5pm.

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

Is it bad if I start the day with a glass of wine?

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

@mkpiccard @QuandtJesse @KPiccard lolololol actually dying reading this whole thing. Please get a pet goose now 😂

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

No. 81 with game-winning goal No. 81

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

My landlord approved me getting a dog. There's a 95% chance this is actually going to happen #dreamsdocometrue

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

@RachelChu23 hahaha this is very accurate. It's time to cave and get one

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

I need a dog ASAP.

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

So I was waking through Target and all the lights went off. Survival mode was definitely activated.

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

Somehow made it throughout the day with only 2 hours of sleep and on Benadryl. #Miraclesdohappen

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Your #WorldSeries MVP delivers. #FlyTheW

https://t.co/AjuYwZUaeB

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

@raybrd3 as someone who watched a stop sign get ripped out of the ground I can confirm this

[Amber Warners @amberwarners14]

Update: 4am, Wrigley calms down a bit. 6am, the Cubs arrive back in Chicago and Wrigley goes crazy again #WorldSeries

[Ben Crane @bencranegolf]

Kris Bryant smiling before he fielded the final out is everything https://t.co/x3u1txT1NK

[Jake Arrieta @JArrieta34]

Hey Chicago, what do you say? I say breakfast tacos & tequila.