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[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

@UPS really doing me dirty this last week with deliveries 😩😩

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

@jwillgs71 I was just thinking about this today! Starting off strong!

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

Fuck Kansas

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

@CrumblCookies y’all need to add a feature to your app where you can rate each cookie you have, but it gets saved in the app so you can see what cookies you’ve had/how it ranks

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:

1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

@lunarphases__ Hahahahaha just checking 🤣

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

Typical child, causing the mom to faint from stress then pulls itself out of the situation that stressed her out to begin with 🫠😂

[CBS News @CBSNews]

ELEPHANT RESCUE: A veterinarian and national park staff saved an elephant mother in Thailand after they performed CPR on her Wednesday The elephant fainted from stress after her calf fell and got stuck in a hole. They were both rescued and safely walked back into the wild.

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

To @paramountplus since I can’t get ahold of an actual person on your contact us page, any chance y’all can help me out here

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

@Jocealiceee Well I’m 6 foot and david is 6’1”… little david is on track to be about 6’5” 😂

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

Tipping has gotten so crazy and standards so high … don’t get me wrong, they deserve tips. BUT when I’m tipping 25% and they’re still letting my food sit and delivering it 20 mins late because the tip wasn’t $10+ that’s obnoxious and not ok.

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

Any time little David wears a shirt I made him and someone says they like it he automatically tells them I made and is so proud of it and it makes my heart explode 🥰

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

I love when the older generations always say “I raised my kids just fine” when you give any push back on their opinions of your parents..

Likeee, ok and how many of us have some sort of anxiety or trauma directly related to your parenting.. step back and don’t question me.

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

I hate Kansas 😒

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

David looked at me and said “dad stresses me out, but not you”

…me too kid 😂😂

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

@Innoutburger18 my husband would like to request the double double be the number 2 on the menu and the single he the number 1 because it “makes sense”. It’s too confusing for him 🤣🤣

Thanks.

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

@kayyclark13 Hahahahwha I just saw this but still funny 🤣

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

@tonja_wiest Right 🤣🤣

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

Y’all, David’s raffle prizes for baseball are literally the most Texas thing I’ve ever seen. Can ya guess the raffle prizes?? GUNS. 2nd places gets an AR-15, third place gets a shotgun. (Oh and first place gets a vacation

[Amber 💋 @amberwiest4]

@lunarphases__ *not the kids, the winner of the raffle ticket buyer*

But still so crazy, and not surprising lol